a lot of issues are simply caused by too many people existing in too small of a place

I moved here for a job and i've legit not met anybody who's single in my age range

It's awful

how old are you?

23

i guess you always have online dating

lol

tinder is great

if you're into fat whores or single moms

no not tinder

not distance based

never tried online dating because i assumed females who have to turn to online dating are bottom of the barrel

because all you're going to get is that in a rural area

just be yourself

is my hypothesis correct

dating sites are 80% men i remember seeing this statistic somewhere

lmao

e-gf thats already sent he nudes to 20 other men

honestly e-gf's are more pathetic than not having anything

like who are you fooling it's not real

i wanna say cope but i also wanna say that's exactly correct

its not?

quite literally if you don't meet your e-gf in like

less than 3 months it's not a real relationship

It's a fantasy

yes

who needs girlfriends when you have alcohol

can i just have a bladerunner hologram wife

^

yes

I've been drinking since like 3 lol

high IQ

Day drinking master racew3

when dad gives you a sip of his beer

when dad gives you a sip of his wine

and it tastes awful because you're like 8

wish beardson was my dad

I just got a blender and it's changed my alcoholic life

I accidentally made wine at 10 by leaving grape juice out for 2 months

wish for a better digit ratio dad tbh @DavidTheSlumpGod

like i can put fruit and rum in smoothies now