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Discord ID: 510978749056024586


2018-11-11 00:42:44 UTC  

when dad gives you a sip of his beer

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2018-11-11 00:42:58 UTC  

when dad gives you a sip of his wine

2018-11-11 00:43:03 UTC  

and it tastes awful because you're like 8

2018-11-11 00:43:19 UTC  

wish beardson was my dad

2018-11-11 00:43:22 UTC  

I just got a blender and it's changed my alcoholic life

2018-11-11 00:43:29 UTC  

I accidentally made wine at 10 by leaving grape juice out for 2 months

2018-11-11 00:43:46 UTC  

wish for a better digit ratio dad tbh @DavidTheSlumpGod

2018-11-11 00:43:47 UTC  

like i can put fruit and rum in smoothies now

2018-11-11 00:43:51 UTC  

lmao

2018-11-11 00:44:00 UTC  

drink mouthwash

2018-11-11 00:44:22 UTC  

drink gamer girl pee

2018-11-11 00:44:32 UTC  

gamer girl pee is 80 proof

2018-11-11 00:44:45 UTC  

i'd get wasted on that

2018-11-11 00:45:46 UTC  

like

2018-11-11 00:45:49 UTC  

fruit and rum sounds nice

2018-11-11 00:45:56 UTC  

but i'd rather shoenice my alcohol

2018-11-11 00:46:12 UTC  

idk what that means

2018-11-11 00:46:59 UTC  

god i wish i could do this

2018-11-11 00:47:05 UTC  

an alcoholic who lost everything

2018-11-11 00:47:07 UTC  

shoe nice is a legend

2018-11-11 00:47:08 UTC  

quick what's some epic shit i can egt drunk off of

2018-11-11 00:47:15 UTC  

um

2018-11-11 00:47:17 UTC  

some like

2018-11-11 00:47:19 UTC  

cleaners

2018-11-11 00:47:21 UTC  

are 100% alcohol

2018-11-11 00:47:21 UTC  

what's the most #based drank

2018-11-11 00:47:24 UTC  

no harmful additives

2018-11-11 00:47:34 UTC  

alcohol is a harmful additive

2018-11-11 00:47:37 UTC  

cooking wine too but that's salty as fuck

2018-11-11 00:47:38 UTC  

shut up

2018-11-11 00:47:41 UTC  

shut up

2018-11-11 00:47:43 UTC  

oh udude i got some mouthwash under the sink

2018-11-11 00:47:47 UTC  

im drinking rn its gucci

2018-11-11 00:47:50 UTC  

wait ahit that's got fluoride, no thanks!

2018-11-11 00:48:00 UTC  

fluoride makes alcohol better retard

2018-11-11 00:48:26 UTC  

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2018-11-11 00:48:28 UTC  

PARTAAAAAY

2018-11-11 00:49:02 UTC  

hold on

2018-11-11 00:49:10 UTC  

DW sippin that lean

2018-11-11 00:49:15 UTC  

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