Message from @ßcuzzy
Discord ID: 510977434011697163
tinder is great
if you're into fat whores or single moms
no not tinder
not distance based
never tried online dating because i assumed females who have to turn to online dating are bottom of the barrel
because all you're going to get is that in a rural area
just be yourself
is my hypothesis correct
dating sites are 80% men i remember seeing this statistic somewhere
lmao
e-gf thats already sent he nudes to 20 other men
honestly e-gf's are more pathetic than not having anything
like who are you fooling it's not real
i wanna say cope but i also wanna say that's exactly correct
its not?
quite literally if you don't meet your e-gf in like
less than 3 months it's not a real relationship
It's a fantasy
yes
who needs girlfriends when you have alcohol
^
yes
I've been drinking since like 3 lol
high IQ
Day drinking master racew3
when dad gives you a sip of his beer
when dad gives you a sip of his wine
and it tastes awful because you're like 8
wish beardson was my dad
I just got a blender and it's changed my alcoholic life
I accidentally made wine at 10 by leaving grape juice out for 2 months
wish for a better digit ratio dad tbh @DavidTheSlumpGod
like i can put fruit and rum in smoothies now
lmao
drink mouthwash
drink gamer girl pee
gamer girl pee is 80 proof
i'd get wasted on that
like
fruit and rum sounds nice