fellas stand the fuck back

OOOOAAAWAAAAWAAAAA

go-off meter is in the fuckin black

what a goddamn night

GO OFF KING

[*deep aggro inhale*]

this fucking gril asks me out yesterday so we go out

we walk and talk

go to a restauraunt

it's going well

i agree to go partly because she's cute but also made it very clear it's not a hookup

fuckin *f i n a l l y*

we go back to her place to shoot the shit and she *immediately starts trying to put the moves into play to fuck*

*instantly*

i make her dial it back

"guys this sucks my dick is just *too big*"

shoot the shit some more

no fuck you

shut the fuck up

soz

i'm not done

okay

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i make her dial it back and i'm already kind of fuckin pissed off because she's slootin

🖐

jeez i know that feel bro i gotta beat these ladies ofd with a stick!

so she asks about my last relationship

then I ask her about hers

she had some wine before she went out so she's open

"i was a little slut as soon as i got to college"

then she goes back to trying to fuck

*why*

aw man i hate it when that happens

sucks man

*w h y a r e t h e y l i k e t h i s*

idk what to tell you

and well

that's media, pops being shit, constant social pressure

sounds like a charmer

literally

just put all that rage into choking her