Message from @PCENGINEDUO
Discord ID: 525161798119194692
is that a reference to smash bros
To peter dinkledge every girl is a big tit mommy gf
That's the worst thing ive ever typed out
i'm gonna smack him so hard that verne troyer, king of the manlets, who is assuredly burning in hell right now due to his diminutive stature, will feel it 10 times over
and that's the yungpec effect
it's no game part 1 ^
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH
fellas stand the fuck back
OOOOAAAWAAAAWAAAAA
go-off meter is in the fuckin black
what a goddamn night
GO OFF KING
[*deep aggro inhale*]
this fucking gril asks me out yesterday so we go out
we walk and talk
go to a restauraunt
it's going well
i agree to go partly because she's cute but also made it very clear it's not a hookup
we go back to her place to shoot the shit and she *immediately starts trying to put the moves into play to fuck*
*instantly*
i make her dial it back
"guys this sucks my dick is just *too big*"
shoot the shit some more
no fuck you
shut the fuck up
soz
i'm not done
okay
@Deleted User up top
i make her dial it back and i'm already kind of fuckin pissed off because she's slootin
🖐
jeez i know that feel bro i gotta beat these ladies ofd with a stick!
so she asks about my last relationship
then I ask her about hers
she had some wine before she went out so she's open
"i was a little slut as soon as i got to college"
then she goes back to trying to fuck
*why*