Message from @PCENGINEDUO
Discord ID: 525161360515006475
Elf rapes his mailman
Remember the boardroom scene
where buddy calls peter griffin a manlet retard who will never get pussy
that was the DM you sent me 5 minutes ago
peter dinklegde
nice subetweet
peter dinkledge may be more successful than me but i could 100% spike him like a fucking volleyball across half the state of colorado
as in, one spike knocks him that far or you will spike him repeatedly across the state in many attempts
the former
the foreman
i will fucking fully charged king k rool boxing glove him all the way to the opposite end of this great nation of ours
is that a reference to smash bros
To peter dinkledge every girl is a big tit mommy gf
That's the worst thing ive ever typed out
i'm gonna smack him so hard that verne troyer, king of the manlets, who is assuredly burning in hell right now due to his diminutive stature, will feel it 10 times over
and that's the yungpec effect
it's no game part 1 ^
OOOOAAAWAAAAWAAAAA
go-off meter is in the fuckin black
what a goddamn night
GO OFF KING
[*deep aggro inhale*]
this fucking gril asks me out yesterday so we go out
we walk and talk
go to a restauraunt
it's going well
i agree to go partly because she's cute but also made it very clear it's not a hookup
fuckin *f i n a l l y*
we go back to her place to shoot the shit and she *immediately starts trying to put the moves into play to fuck*
*instantly*
i make her dial it back
"guys this sucks my dick is just *too big*"
shoot the shit some more
no fuck you
shut the fuck up
soz
i'm not done