peter dinkledge may be more successful than me but i could 100% spike him like a fucking volleyball across half the state of colorado

as in, one spike knocks him that far or you will spike him repeatedly across the state in many attempts

the former

the foreman

i will fucking fully charged king k rool boxing glove him all the way to the opposite end of this great nation of ours

is that a reference to smash bros

To peter dinkledge every girl is a big tit mommy gf

That's the worst thing ive ever typed out

i'm gonna smack him so hard that verne troyer, king of the manlets, who is assuredly burning in hell right now due to his diminutive stature, will feel it 10 times over

and that's the yungpec effect

it's no game part 1 ^

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH

fellas stand the fuck back

OOOOAAAWAAAAWAAAAA

go-off meter is in the fuckin black

what a goddamn night

GO OFF KING

[*deep aggro inhale*]

this fucking gril asks me out yesterday so we go out

we walk and talk

go to a restauraunt

it's going well

i agree to go partly because she's cute but also made it very clear it's not a hookup

fuckin *f i n a l l y*

we go back to her place to shoot the shit and she *immediately starts trying to put the moves into play to fuck*

*instantly*

i make her dial it back

"guys this sucks my dick is just *too big*"

shoot the shit some more

no fuck you

shut the fuck up

soz

i'm not done

okay

@Deleted User up top

i make her dial it back and i'm already kind of fuckin pissed off because she's slootin

🖐

jeez i know that feel bro i gotta beat these ladies ofd with a stick!

so she asks about my last relationship