Message from @Deleted User
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH
fellas stand the fuck back
OOOOAAAWAAAAWAAAAA
go-off meter is in the fuckin black
what a goddamn night
GO OFF KING
[*deep aggro inhale*]
this fucking gril asks me out yesterday so we go out
we walk and talk
go to a restauraunt
it's going well
i agree to go partly because she's cute but also made it very clear it's not a hookup
fuckin *f i n a l l y*
we go back to her place to shoot the shit and she *immediately starts trying to put the moves into play to fuck*
*instantly*
i make her dial it back
"guys this sucks my dick is just *too big*"
shoot the shit some more
no fuck you
shut the fuck up
i'm not done
okay
@Deleted User up top
i make her dial it back and i'm already kind of fuckin pissed off because she's slootin
🖐
jeez i know that feel bro i gotta beat these ladies ofd with a stick!
so she asks about my last relationship
then I ask her about hers
she had some wine before she went out so she's open
"i was a little slut as soon as i got to college"
then she goes back to trying to fuck
*why*
aw man i hate it when that happens
sucks man
*w h y a r e t h e y l i k e t h i s*
idk what to tell you
and well
that's media, pops being shit, constant social pressure
sounds like a charmer
literally