also guarantee that jeep is an automatic too bitches can't fucking drive

On IMLV1

oh shit you're right

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBBZYSRFZPw

stupid modern bitches i guarantee you couldn't figure out how to start my Ford model A either

there's your millenial anti theft device

Cross fitters will do anything to NOT lift weights

is crossfit even still popular

Pushing a car is easy as fuck when it’s just a parking lot

it seems like cardio kickboxing has taken over

I hear it is

Haven’t heard of cardio kickboxing being pop

everyone around me at work does it

and theres a popular studio I drive by daily thats always bumpin, even at 7am

I want to learn kickboxing so I can assault women with style

I do kickboxing

Crossfitters are going to be cross when they are unfit with worn out joints at 45

i read that as jorts at first

Also that

but yeah, speed compound lifting is such a bad idea

even at low weight

"how many clean and presses can you do in a min 120 pound woman"

Am i CrossFit if I do body weight stuff inbetween sets to keep the pump going

No u TotalGym based

Crossfit is like

its cardio based around hiit and muscle stamina

Aerobic jumping on things quickly while holding weights

"how many squats can you do in 90 seconds"

It looks like carlton at prom

When he eats all the speed in will's locker by mistake

That type of spazzout

maybe could be fine for people who lift weights already and do it as their cardio, and are doing like 15% weight
but its what pudgey people do for their main exercise, and are often taught form wrong to max reps

crossfit girls are disgusting

only homos are into chicks with arms like that

thats a fair assessment

Yeah I love it I love it when I feel like I have my sweet little girl but shes strong, strong like a man I love the way she hugs me and her deep, phlemgy voice rumbles against my chest as I hold her like a calming thunderstorm

I love her thinning hair and her sharp jaw and her badass figure and yeah she can out drink me but that's because she's twice the woman I am I mean man look I'm just in love with her I love the way she forces me into cock and ball torture

sounds like a keeper

crossfit girl likes to fuck her boyfriend in the ass with a strapon while choking

It's not choking you crackerjack hamburger baka gaijin chicken nugget swine it's bonding it's something good it's love so what if she spits on my face and makes me call my dad in the middle of it and makes me tell him I'm his little girl now this is what we *DO*

beyond all the obvious problems with cross fit, the biggest reason its bad is that you do it in a class, fitness classes are gay