Message from @B|ack|ce

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2019-02-13 17:49:18 UTC  

also guarantee that jeep is an automatic too bitches can't fucking drive

2019-02-13 17:49:26 UTC  

On IMLV1

2019-02-13 17:50:10 UTC  

oh shit you're right

2019-02-13 17:51:40 UTC  

stupid modern bitches i guarantee you couldn't figure out how to start my Ford model A either

2019-02-13 17:52:05 UTC  

there's your millenial anti theft device

2019-02-13 17:55:15 UTC  

Cross fitters will do anything to NOT lift weights

2019-02-13 17:55:29 UTC  

is crossfit even still popular

2019-02-13 17:55:37 UTC  

Pushing a car is easy as fuck when it’s just a parking lot

2019-02-13 17:55:41 UTC  

it seems like cardio kickboxing has taken over

2019-02-13 17:55:42 UTC  

I hear it is

2019-02-13 17:56:05 UTC  

Haven’t heard of cardio kickboxing being pop

2019-02-13 17:56:13 UTC  

everyone around me at work does it

2019-02-13 17:56:31 UTC  

and theres a popular studio I drive by daily thats always bumpin, even at 7am

2019-02-13 17:56:36 UTC  

I want to learn kickboxing so I can assault women with style

2019-02-13 17:56:36 UTC  

I do kickboxing

2019-02-13 17:57:06 UTC  

Crossfitters are going to be cross when they are unfit with worn out joints at 45

2019-02-13 17:57:38 UTC  

i read that as jorts at first

2019-02-13 17:57:48 UTC  

Also that

2019-02-13 17:57:55 UTC  

but yeah, speed compound lifting is such a bad idea

2019-02-13 17:57:59 UTC  

even at low weight

2019-02-13 17:58:25 UTC  

"how many clean and presses can you do in a min 120 pound woman"

2019-02-13 18:00:07 UTC  

Am i CrossFit if I do body weight stuff inbetween sets to keep the pump going

2019-02-13 18:00:33 UTC  

No u TotalGym based

2019-02-13 18:01:01 UTC  

Crossfit is like

2019-02-13 18:01:31 UTC  

its cardio based around hiit and muscle stamina

2019-02-13 18:01:37 UTC  

Aerobic jumping on things quickly while holding weights

2019-02-13 18:01:43 UTC  

"how many squats can you do in 90 seconds"

2019-02-13 18:01:57 UTC  

It looks like carlton at prom

2019-02-13 18:02:06 UTC  

When he eats all the speed in will's locker by mistake

2019-02-13 18:02:26 UTC  

That type of spazzout

2019-02-13 18:02:51 UTC  

maybe could be fine for people who lift weights already and do it as their cardio, and are doing like 15% weight
but its what pudgey people do for their main exercise, and are often taught form wrong to max reps

2019-02-13 18:21:32 UTC  

crossfit girls are disgusting

2019-02-13 18:21:39 UTC  

only homos are into chicks with arms like that

2019-02-13 18:22:12 UTC  

thats a fair assessment

2019-02-13 18:23:21 UTC  

Yeah I love it I love it when I feel like I have my sweet little girl but shes strong, strong like a man I love the way she hugs me and her deep, phlemgy voice rumbles against my chest as I hold her like a calming thunderstorm

2019-02-13 18:27:05 UTC  

I love her thinning hair and her sharp jaw and her badass figure and yeah she can out drink me but that's because she's twice the woman I am I mean man look I'm just in love with her I love the way she forces me into cock and ball torture

2019-02-13 18:27:31 UTC  

sounds like a keeper

2019-02-13 18:36:30 UTC  

crossfit girl likes to fuck her boyfriend in the ass with a strapon while choking

2019-02-13 18:38:12 UTC  

It's not choking you crackerjack hamburger baka gaijin chicken nugget swine it's bonding it's something good it's love so what if she spits on my face and makes me call my dad in the middle of it and makes me tell him I'm his little girl now this is what we *DO*

2019-02-13 18:39:21 UTC  

beyond all the obvious problems with cross fit, the biggest reason its bad is that you do it in a class, fitness classes are gay