Message from @RetardO ExtremeO
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thats a fair assessment
Yeah I love it I love it when I feel like I have my sweet little girl but shes strong, strong like a man I love the way she hugs me and her deep, phlemgy voice rumbles against my chest as I hold her like a calming thunderstorm
I love her thinning hair and her sharp jaw and her badass figure and yeah she can out drink me but that's because she's twice the woman I am I mean man look I'm just in love with her I love the way she forces me into cock and ball torture
sounds like a keeper
crossfit girl likes to fuck her boyfriend in the ass with a strapon while choking
It's not choking you crackerjack hamburger baka gaijin chicken nugget swine it's bonding it's something good it's love so what if she spits on my face and makes me call my dad in the middle of it and makes me tell him I'm his little girl now this is what we *DO*
beyond all the obvious problems with cross fit, the biggest reason its bad is that you do it in a class, fitness classes are gay
I've never seen anyone do cross fit who doesn't have a drinking problem
just because bad habits or the pain
Every crossfitter I know is also not able to beat their battles with alcohol
Yeah idk
Oh that's fuckin regarded
and they are too cool to get on opioids like the rest of us
I knew this hairstylist who was big into CrossFit and vodka
Leaving the typo
She was hot but also dumb
was she into yoga too
Cross fit this fuckin gnards lmao
"How many push-ups can you do incorrectly and too fast"
"hey you guys know how to kip"
"that's gonna be your main lift"
"the kip"
kips are pretty neat
watch me do 45 squats in 90 seconds each pelvic dipping
A crossfitters last heard words "BRO CATCH"
they're always tatted up so it's an easy hard pass for me
I feel the biggest appeal for the crossfit lifers is the family they get from it
so CrossFit is basically the working out equivalent of a kid shoving his toys and crap under the bed
That's a good comparison
"There all done"
my routine is pants on head retarded and made up by me but even I take 2 complete full hours
haha
BlackIce hjas 1k follower and yet get 3like on tweet? hmm
interesting
I have 1.4k followers and I get 9 likes thank you very much
oh im sorry'\
oh no no no
Bob you're a dumbass