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2019-02-13 18:01:43 UTC  

"how many squats can you do in 90 seconds"

2019-02-13 18:01:57 UTC  

It looks like carlton at prom

2019-02-13 18:02:06 UTC  

When he eats all the speed in will's locker by mistake

2019-02-13 18:02:26 UTC  

That type of spazzout

2019-02-13 18:02:51 UTC  

maybe could be fine for people who lift weights already and do it as their cardio, and are doing like 15% weight
but its what pudgey people do for their main exercise, and are often taught form wrong to max reps

2019-02-13 18:21:32 UTC  

crossfit girls are disgusting

2019-02-13 18:21:39 UTC  

only homos are into chicks with arms like that

2019-02-13 18:22:12 UTC  

thats a fair assessment

2019-02-13 18:23:21 UTC  

Yeah I love it I love it when I feel like I have my sweet little girl but shes strong, strong like a man I love the way she hugs me and her deep, phlemgy voice rumbles against my chest as I hold her like a calming thunderstorm

2019-02-13 18:27:05 UTC  

I love her thinning hair and her sharp jaw and her badass figure and yeah she can out drink me but that's because she's twice the woman I am I mean man look I'm just in love with her I love the way she forces me into cock and ball torture

2019-02-13 18:27:31 UTC  

sounds like a keeper

2019-02-13 18:36:30 UTC  

crossfit girl likes to fuck her boyfriend in the ass with a strapon while choking

2019-02-13 18:38:12 UTC  

It's not choking you crackerjack hamburger baka gaijin chicken nugget swine it's bonding it's something good it's love so what if she spits on my face and makes me call my dad in the middle of it and makes me tell him I'm his little girl now this is what we *DO*

2019-02-13 18:39:21 UTC  

beyond all the obvious problems with cross fit, the biggest reason its bad is that you do it in a class, fitness classes are gay

2019-02-13 18:42:09 UTC  

I've never seen anyone do cross fit who doesn't have a drinking problem

2019-02-13 18:42:29 UTC  

just because bad habits or the pain

2019-02-13 18:42:31 UTC  

Every crossfitter I know is also not able to beat their battles with alcohol

2019-02-13 18:42:35 UTC  

Yeah idk

2019-02-13 18:42:49 UTC  

Oh that's fuckin regarded

2019-02-13 18:42:53 UTC  

and they are too cool to get on opioids like the rest of us

2019-02-13 18:42:59 UTC  

I knew this hairstylist who was big into CrossFit and vodka

2019-02-13 18:43:03 UTC  

Leaving the typo

2019-02-13 18:43:09 UTC  

She was hot but also dumb

2019-02-13 18:43:18 UTC  

was she into yoga too

2019-02-13 18:43:19 UTC  

Cross fit this fuckin gnards lmao

2019-02-13 18:43:28 UTC  

"How many push-ups can you do incorrectly and too fast"

2019-02-13 18:43:41 UTC  

"hey you guys know how to kip"

2019-02-13 18:43:41 UTC  

Watch me throw the thing bro

2019-02-13 18:43:46 UTC  

"that's gonna be your main lift"

2019-02-13 18:43:49 UTC  

"the kip"

2019-02-13 18:44:03 UTC  

kips are pretty neat

2019-02-13 18:44:04 UTC  

watch me do 45 squats in 90 seconds each pelvic dipping

2019-02-13 18:44:10 UTC  

A crossfitters last heard words "BRO CATCH"

2019-02-13 18:44:30 UTC  

they're always tatted up so it's an easy hard pass for me

2019-02-13 18:45:19 UTC  

I feel the biggest appeal for the crossfit lifers is the family they get from it

2019-02-13 18:45:36 UTC  

so CrossFit is basically the working out equivalent of a kid shoving his toys and crap under the bed

2019-02-13 18:45:50 UTC  

That's a good comparison

2019-02-13 18:46:01 UTC  

"There all done"

2019-02-13 18:46:36 UTC  

my routine is pants on head retarded and made up by me but even I take 2 complete full hours

2019-02-13 18:58:00 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/405907440861970434/545317738911105045/strippers-have-meme-lings-too-18.jpg

2019-02-13 19:00:20 UTC  

haha