Good morning niggers

Damn I matched with a real PAWG and a half

Need a drip t shirt or polo

Roll up to "the club" in this

https://youtu.be/Y4u6iFFZ_C0

@everyone

yall gotta stop mixing up PAWGs with FAWGs

I was feeling blue today so I decided to draw a picture of one of my pets.

people a

re reading

reading my balls

@Aleksander *blushing* get help

Fellas, I need a name for my Farm and Dog in Harvest Moon. Please help.

Ram Ranch
Homo

ugh

almost all the girls at work wear those knee high fuck me boots

i'm developing a fetish

oh no

https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1098973690039955458

that look does it for me

short skirt and those knee highs

i'm still immune to coochie

where do you even work where women are allowed to do that?

a regular office

girls everwhere wear knee high boots in winter

maybe on the coast

kansas

yeah the coasts

the whores are everywhere good luck finding a wife

Have you considered being funny irl and not unfunny on the internet??

Women tend to respond to people who aren't unfunny faggots online

i'm funny irl

Also if you're like 20, realize that you're basically just seen as a walking dildo to most women

Most women won't take you seriously until you have a job that is steady

Don't mess up and fornicate

Fornication is bad

i've had a steady job for like 12 years

fuck i've been here for 7 years god damnnit now i'm depressed thinking about that