Fellas, I need a name for my Farm and Dog in Harvest Moon. Please help.

Ram Ranch
Homo

ugh

almost all the girls at work wear those knee high fuck me boots

i'm developing a fetish

oh no

https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1098973690039955458

that look does it for me

short skirt and those knee highs

i'm still immune to coochie

where do you even work where women are allowed to do that?

a regular office

girls everwhere wear knee high boots in winter

maybe on the coast

kansas

yeah the coasts

the whores are everywhere good luck finding a wife

Have you considered being funny irl and not unfunny on the internet??

Women tend to respond to people who aren't unfunny faggots online

i'm funny irl

Also if you're like 20, realize that you're basically just seen as a walking dildo to most women

Most women won't take you seriously until you have a job that is steady

Don't mess up and fornicate

Fornication is bad

i've had a steady job for like 12 years

fuck i've been here for 7 years god damnnit now i'm depressed thinking about that

Woman will take me serious when i show them my kickboxing combos im working on

Gamers right

I work out at least twice a week, go to medical university tryna become a doctor one day & also have over 3000 subs

>> still no gf

Huh

must be because I’m a gamer

Medical school, you don't have time to date

Exactly

If you try now you'll be on the fast pass for divorce

It'll be fine tho

It will pay off, you make it through this you'll be in good shape

Let the suffering of med school, residency and fellowship fuel you

It will be worth it

Ive got a doctorate in street studies nigga

Skreet medicine