ugh today sucked

hello all

barely had any free time

how dare they make me work

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the little bit of free time i had today was spent on fucking around with my podcast

Would y’all fuck

turns out we're not being hacked or DDOSED that's actual traffic

each episode really is being downloaded about 1000 times

its time to monetize

i thought that was chris chan

thats not a female

You’ll never be the handsome high school quarterback and have fresh teen pussy every weekend completely legally

Good

Football is GAY

Play a REAL sport u gay highschool children https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hy5LzFF1rp4

the most chad shit is tweeting about how you manipulate girls and still getting egirls to give you their phone numbers and addresses

reminder @everyone to be a terrible person if you want to get girls

id rather die alone than compromise

fuck these hoes

this 7 inch fairy girl is my wife

That's Histoire from Hyperdimension Neptunia bruh

she 18 right?

dude she's a cartoon

Also Im' pretty sure she's an ancient goddess or something so she's well over a hundred

👌🏻

anime girls no longer have ages . Only cup sizes

they are forever 16

after 5 long days of frustration I finally went to the McDonald's across town and they actually fucking had a shamrock shake can you believe it guys

worth the wait tbh it tastes pretty good

its like a minty egg nog

yummy

and they supposedly have actual milk and sugar now

based mcdonalds

whoops nevermind

the shamrock syrup is poison

SHAMROCK SHAKE SYRUP

Ingredients: High Fructose Corn Syrup, Corn Syrup, Water, Sugar, Natural Flavor, Xanthan Gum, Citric Acid, Sodium Benzoate (Preservative), Yellow 5, Blue 1. May contain small amounts of other shake flavors served at the restaurant, including egg ingredients when Egg Nog Shakes are available.