Message from @Matthew
Discord ID: 552693665139785739
its time to monetize
i thought that was chris chan
thats not a female
You’ll never be the handsome high school quarterback and have fresh teen pussy every weekend completely legally
Good
Football is GAY
Play a REAL sport u gay highschool children https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hy5LzFF1rp4
the most chad shit is tweeting about how you manipulate girls and still getting egirls to give you their phone numbers and addresses
reminder @everyone to be a terrible person if you want to get girls
id rather die alone than compromise
fuck these hoes
this 7 inch fairy girl is my wife
That's Histoire from Hyperdimension Neptunia bruh
she 18 right?
dude she's a cartoon
Also Im' pretty sure she's an ancient goddess or something so she's well over a hundred
👌🏻
anime girls no longer have ages . Only cup sizes
after 5 long days of frustration I finally went to the McDonald's across town and they actually fucking had a shamrock shake can you believe it guys
worth the wait tbh it tastes pretty good
its like a minty egg nog
yummy
and they supposedly have actual milk and sugar now
based mcdonalds
whoops nevermind
the shamrock syrup is poison
SHAMROCK SHAKE SYRUP
Ingredients: High Fructose Corn Syrup, Corn Syrup, Water, Sugar, Natural Flavor, Xanthan Gum, Citric Acid, Sodium Benzoate (Preservative), Yellow 5, Blue 1. May contain small amounts of other shake flavors served at the restaurant, including egg ingredients when Egg Nog Shakes are available.
HFCS poison
dammit
at least it tastes good
STRAWBERRY SHAKE SYRUP
Ingredients: Sugar, Strawberries, Water, Strawberry Puree Concentrate, Contains 2% or Less: Natural Flavors, Vegetable Juice and Beta Carotene (Color), Citric Acid, Pectin, Salt, Potassium Sorbate and Sodium Benzoate (Preservatives), Calcium Chloride. May contain small amounts of other shake flavors served at the restaurant, including egg ingredients when Egg Nog Shakes are available.
strawberry looks ok
my immune system can handle raw mercury and asbestos
i'm good
its my secret pajeet ancestry
haha