Message from @gamerlord
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Bruised and rotting avocados
they threw all the remaining unwanted toppings on there and called it a night
Yeah chop suey
Those tomatoes look like they were wilted before encountering any heat
The corn ugh
The luncheon ham is the worst part
The worst part is it probably looks delicious if you're starving
How long do you think it would take
Going without food to want that
Pizza
More like pissa
ion even know whats on that peeza
Economic decay
37 year old alcoholic woman with straight bangs posting a pizza she ordered where the pepperoni (dogshit subhuman topping) is arranged in a pentagram and posting it on her insta
Shomer-tec moment
Pineapple and bacon because im not a fucking orc who eats pepperoni pizza (aka grease cardboard)
I just get a cheese pizza
Or I get mushroom and sausage
Would caltrops be a good self defence weapon
Cheese is arguably worse than pepperoni, it means you're the fucking crybaby who ensures that any pizza order has to be at least half plain cheese (which means the other half ends up being pepperoni to appease the other dogshit subhuman)
Anytime I find a new pizzeria the move is to get 1 plain neapolitan and then whatever looks good in the case
See what freshest
I get chicken and bacon cus its yummy
Then you narrow down what they do best
Chicken is a good choice for pizza
If the plain slice weak then I don't return
Dip the chicken pizza in some BBQ sauce
Mwah
Gay
Chicken parm pizza better than bbq
Chicken parm pizza? Do they use parmesan instead of mozzarella or something
It's like chicken parm entree, either sliced or cubed
Never had chicken parm
The cutlet has parm in the breading