Shomer-tec moment

What do u get on ur pizza cracker

Pineapple and bacon because im not a fucking orc who eats pepperoni pizza (aka grease cardboard)

I just get a cheese pizza

Or I get mushroom and sausage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p62PdPaT4zg

Would caltrops be a good self defence weapon

Cheese is arguably worse than pepperoni, it means you're the fucking crybaby who ensures that any pizza order has to be at least half plain cheese (which means the other half ends up being pepperoni to appease the other dogshit subhuman)

Anytime I find a new pizzeria the move is to get 1 plain neapolitan and then whatever looks good in the case

See what freshest

I get chicken and bacon cus its yummy

Then you narrow down what they do best

Chicken is a good choice for pizza

If the plain slice weak then I don't return

Dip the chicken pizza in some BBQ sauce

Mwah

Gay

Chicken parm pizza better than bbq

Chicken parm pizza? Do they use parmesan instead of mozzarella or something

It's like chicken parm entree, either sliced or cubed

Never had chicken parm

The cutlet has parm in the breading

Then marinara sauce & mozz on top

That sounds delicious shit

I bet fried eggplant would be good on pizza

Like an eggplant parm pizza

So few pizza places use fresh pineapple on their pizza but when you find a place that slices it fresh

It's so fucking good

The sweet + salty combo of fresh pineapple with bacon

Its like 9/11 in your mouth

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Yeah eggplant parm pizza good too

https://s3-media4.fl.yelpcdn.com/bphoto/CRJZIfN-kw-_6bpzQL6Egg/348s.jpg

Fresh basil makes most any topping better

Pepperoni is alright. It's cancerous shit tho.

I put salame and prosciutto on my pizza

Sausage and bacon is good but it loads the pizza with sodium

I like putting a fuck ton of olives and artichoke hearts on my pizza when I go to Mod's.

Black olives on pizza are crucial for bar style with like 8 toppings

The issue with black olives is that they overtake the taste. You got to use them sparingly.