Message from @GRUMPYGAMER
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Pizza
More like pissa
ion even know whats on that peeza
Economic decay
37 year old alcoholic woman with straight bangs posting a pizza she ordered where the pepperoni (dogshit subhuman topping) is arranged in a pentagram and posting it on her insta
Shomer-tec moment
What do u get on ur pizza cracker
Pineapple and bacon because im not a fucking orc who eats pepperoni pizza (aka grease cardboard)
I just get a cheese pizza
Or I get mushroom and sausage
Would caltrops be a good self defence weapon
Cheese is arguably worse than pepperoni, it means you're the fucking crybaby who ensures that any pizza order has to be at least half plain cheese (which means the other half ends up being pepperoni to appease the other dogshit subhuman)
Anytime I find a new pizzeria the move is to get 1 plain neapolitan and then whatever looks good in the case
See what freshest
I get chicken and bacon cus its yummy
Then you narrow down what they do best
Chicken is a good choice for pizza
If the plain slice weak then I don't return
Mwah
Gay
Chicken parm pizza better than bbq
Chicken parm pizza? Do they use parmesan instead of mozzarella or something
It's like chicken parm entree, either sliced or cubed
Never had chicken parm
The cutlet has parm in the breading
Then marinara sauce & mozz on top
That sounds delicious shit
I bet fried eggplant would be good on pizza
Like an eggplant parm pizza
So few pizza places use fresh pineapple on their pizza but when you find a place that slices it fresh
It's so fucking good
The sweet + salty combo of fresh pineapple with bacon
Its like 9/11 in your mouth
Fun fact did you know you can buy a door shotgun shell holder on Amazon that Is made for blanks but can be easily modified to hold regular shells?
Now you know!
Yeah eggplant parm pizza good too
Fresh basil makes most any topping better