I might fucking do it im not even joking this time

What's to stop me from walking around a bad area at 3 am unarmed with my phone out hoping some thug caps me

I unno bro.

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https://twitter.com/DJ___audit_/status/1189389076216111110

R I S E

Bruised and rotting avocados

they threw all the remaining unwanted toppings on there and called it a night

Yeah chop suey

Those tomatoes look like they were wilted before encountering any heat

The corn ugh

The luncheon ham is the worst part

The worst part is it probably looks delicious if you're starving

How long do you think it would take

Going without food to want that

Pizza

More like pissa

ion even know whats on that peeza

Economic decay

37 year old alcoholic woman with straight bangs posting a pizza she ordered where the pepperoni (dogshit subhuman topping) is arranged in a pentagram and posting it on her insta

Shomer-tec moment

What do u get on ur pizza cracker

Pineapple and bacon because im not a fucking orc who eats pepperoni pizza (aka grease cardboard)

I just get a cheese pizza

Or I get mushroom and sausage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p62PdPaT4zg

Would caltrops be a good self defence weapon

Cheese is arguably worse than pepperoni, it means you're the fucking crybaby who ensures that any pizza order has to be at least half plain cheese (which means the other half ends up being pepperoni to appease the other dogshit subhuman)

Anytime I find a new pizzeria the move is to get 1 plain neapolitan and then whatever looks good in the case

See what freshest

I get chicken and bacon cus its yummy

Then you narrow down what they do best

Chicken is a good choice for pizza

If the plain slice weak then I don't return

Dip the chicken pizza in some BBQ sauce

Mwah

Gay

Chicken parm pizza better than bbq

Chicken parm pizza? Do they use parmesan instead of mozzarella or something