It's hard to believe that a country could be this much of a fucking joke without being so poor that people are at risk of starving.

I feel that the british use the word 'crisps' every chance they get, just cause

don't you? I love saying "crisps"

That Natalie Johnson tweet was amazing. She said that, and then it seemed like every leftist retard that saw the tweet decided as one to demonstrate exactly what she was talking about.

The only justifiable divorce

TL;DR teenage commies are always whiny when they can't control everything

lol
not sure what I'm disturbed more by in this meme. The fact that she identifies as a toddler, or the fact that her boyfriend is dating someone that identifies as a toddler.

*How far can we go?*

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DjxDrukVAAAP1No.jpg:large

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/314129404928327681/475449249463533588/fire.gif

I guess the lesson to learn is don't combine hair spray and long ass eyelashes?

they'd be glue-on eyelashes - synthetics+solvent

I'll get back with you guys in a few days when my eyes heal from the acid

This last one hurt.

@discourse.um you want some acid??

Maybe just sharp edge that can take off the top layer.

Matt owes me a new set of eyes now that I've gouged out my own.

that responsibility would fall on agent smith

Please tell me that isn't real.

Lie if you must.

It's going to be ok..... I think.

it's just Ben Shapiro's face shopped on to his sister, Abigail Shapiro! I can't beleive you guys didn't recognize his face!

@wolfman1911 snopes say false

We did recognize his face, that's what made it terrible.

I have to say, she's pretty hot, especially for having been saddled with a name like Abigail.

better pic

I like ben's cousin way better

I've had a long long LONG time crush on her