Message from @Agent Smith

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2018-08-02 04:02:41 UTC  

thats enough internet for today

2018-08-02 04:53:39 UTC  

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2018-08-02 18:13:35 UTC  

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2018-08-02 18:14:14 UTC  

LOLs

2018-08-02 18:26:48 UTC  

Loving this "straw" gold.

2018-08-02 19:13:47 UTC  

Pretty much

2018-08-02 20:59:24 UTC  

"Oi! Do you have a loicence to carry..."

...*shuffles deck*...

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2018-08-02 23:00:33 UTC  

Man, the UK is really giving the onion a run for their money.

2018-08-03 02:57:08 UTC  

It's hard to believe that a country could be this much of a fucking joke without being so poor that people are at risk of starving.

2018-08-03 03:40:54 UTC  

I feel that the british use the word 'crisps' every chance they get, just cause

2018-08-03 04:21:00 UTC  

don't you? I love saying "crisps"

2018-08-03 05:59:32 UTC  

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2018-08-03 11:22:47 UTC  

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2018-08-03 16:28:55 UTC  

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2018-08-03 17:51:21 UTC  

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2018-08-03 21:48:44 UTC  

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2018-08-03 22:22:13 UTC  

That Natalie Johnson tweet was amazing. She said that, and then it seemed like every leftist retard that saw the tweet decided as one to demonstrate exactly what she was talking about.

2018-08-03 22:26:32 UTC  

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2018-08-04 04:40:22 UTC  

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2018-08-04 04:40:30 UTC  

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2018-08-04 09:25:06 UTC  

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2018-08-04 16:37:51 UTC  

The only justifiable divorce

2018-08-04 18:32:12 UTC  

TL;DR teenage commies are always whiny when they can't control everything

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2018-08-04 18:38:05 UTC  

lol
not sure what I'm disturbed more by in this meme. The fact that she identifies as a toddler, or the fact that her boyfriend is dating someone that identifies as a toddler.

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2018-08-04 20:44:27 UTC  

*How far can we go?*

2018-08-04 21:14:15 UTC  

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2018-08-05 00:44:39 UTC  

I guess the lesson to learn is don't combine hair spray and long ass eyelashes?

2018-08-05 08:43:45 UTC  

they'd be glue-on eyelashes - synthetics+solvent

2018-08-05 08:45:13 UTC  

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2018-08-05 14:35:17 UTC  

I'll get back with you guys in a few days when my eyes heal from the acid

2018-08-05 14:40:14 UTC  

This last one hurt.

2018-08-05 14:46:38 UTC  

@discourse.um you want some acid??

2018-08-05 14:47:44 UTC  

Maybe just sharp edge that can take off the top layer.

2018-08-05 17:00:26 UTC  

Matt owes me a new set of eyes now that I've gouged out my own.

2018-08-05 17:00:51 UTC  

that responsibility would fall on agent smith

2018-08-05 18:18:59 UTC  

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2018-08-05 19:58:54 UTC  

Please tell me that isn't real.

2018-08-05 19:59:06 UTC  

Lie if you must.