Message from @Agent Smith
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I guess the lesson to learn is don't combine hair spray and long ass eyelashes?
they'd be glue-on eyelashes - synthetics+solvent
I'll get back with you guys in a few days when my eyes heal from the acid
This last one hurt.
@discourse.um you want some acid??
Maybe just sharp edge that can take off the top layer.
Matt owes me a new set of eyes now that I've gouged out my own.
that responsibility would fall on agent smith
Please tell me that isn't real.
Lie if you must.
It's going to be ok..... I think.
it's just Ben Shapiro's face shopped on to his sister, Abigail Shapiro! I can't beleive you guys didn't recognize his face!
@wolfman1911 snopes say false
We did recognize his face, that's what made it terrible.
I have to say, she's pretty hot, especially for having been saddled with a name like Abigail.
I like ben's cousin way better
I've had a long long LONG time crush on her
Huh, how about that? Of all the people who could show up on a google search for "Ben Shapiro's cousin," I was not expecting Mathilda.
in an ironic turn of events, that was exactly who I was talking about
Abigail has leaked nudes...
do with that info what you will...
She's apparently either seventeen or eighteen.
If "do with that info what you will..." you mean "Run to google and start searching", done
That's creepily young, so I'll pass.
She’s attractive for a Jew...
I've apparently got a thing for jew women
I have this theory that Jews really are the master race because their women are super hot.
So you aren't alone in that @J Edgar
it's presumable that Mara Wilson is Jewish, since at least one of her parents has to be
I mean, if she is related to Ben Shapiro, it would kinda follow.
and everyone who knows me well knows that I've had a crush on Ashley Tisdale since '08. She traces jewish linneage through her Father's family
nah, if the pics were when she was 17, i garantee google wouldn't show you letalone be present on not-darkweb sites - she has a jewish lawyer for a brother in case you forgot
Well, I did happen upon an article from 2014 saying she was 13, so add four and that's seventeen, unless her birthday hadn't passed yet.
