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thats enough internet for today

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LOLs

Loving this "straw" gold.

Pretty much

"Oi! Do you have a loicence to carry..."

...*shuffles deck*...

Man, the UK is really giving the onion a run for their money.

It's hard to believe that a country could be this much of a fucking joke without being so poor that people are at risk of starving.

I feel that the british use the word 'crisps' every chance they get, just cause

don't you? I love saying "crisps"

That Natalie Johnson tweet was amazing. She said that, and then it seemed like every leftist retard that saw the tweet decided as one to demonstrate exactly what she was talking about.

The only justifiable divorce

TL;DR teenage commies are always whiny when they can't control everything

lol
not sure what I'm disturbed more by in this meme. The fact that she identifies as a toddler, or the fact that her boyfriend is dating someone that identifies as a toddler.

*How far can we go?*

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I guess the lesson to learn is don't combine hair spray and long ass eyelashes?

they'd be glue-on eyelashes - synthetics+solvent

I'll get back with you guys in a few days when my eyes heal from the acid

This last one hurt.

@discourse.um you want some acid??

Maybe just sharp edge that can take off the top layer.

Matt owes me a new set of eyes now that I've gouged out my own.

that responsibility would fall on agent smith

Please tell me that isn't real.