Message from @Nic Harvard

Discord ID: 533305202346819584


2019-01-11 12:14:25 UTC  

I am totally screwed

2019-01-11 12:15:54 UTC  

it would be a good conversation starter.

"So where are you from exactly, or is this a speech impediment?"

2019-01-11 12:19:15 UTC  

those are all kinds of microaggressions!

2019-01-11 12:19:30 UTC  

There's 300 million Americans @Deleted User

2019-01-11 12:20:16 UTC  

I'm 100% sure you could convince one of them you're a good sort

2019-01-11 12:20:38 UTC  

microaggressions from micronesia @Shadows 😋

2019-01-11 12:21:38 UTC  

that was such a bad joke it doesnt even qualify for a dad joke. It was like an uncle joke lol

2019-01-11 12:31:59 UTC  

@Lash-Games get someone to pity-marry me and get that green card

2019-01-11 13:01:10 UTC  

@Deleted User I need to get my own first lol Its not as easy as people make it out to be.

2019-01-11 13:01:11 UTC  

🆙 | **Lash-Games leveled up!**

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2019-01-11 13:03:27 UTC  

there should be a service specifically for this. Freedom-loving-lovers.com or something. A First & Second amendment supporting people who support traditional marriage and have written a 10 page paper on why government only causes problems only dating website lol

2019-01-11 13:07:39 UTC  

Dunno. Sure you’re batting for the right team if you go that route?

2019-01-11 13:09:03 UTC  

Probably easier to flee to Canada first. They’re still an EU colony though... so stage two might have to be sneaking down to Texas or Arizona

2019-01-11 13:10:31 UTC  

getting into Canadurp is also pretty difficult from what I have been told. A friend of mine had a Canadian wife and kid, they've been together over here for about 10 years and he's still finding it difficult to get a visa to move back there with her and the kid

2019-01-11 13:45:57 UTC  

@Deleted User if you marry in the US for a green-card, invoke VAWA so that you can get accelerated immigration process and social programs. all you gotta do is say stuff that suggests that you're being treated like a prisoner/boy-toy

2019-01-11 13:46:53 UTC  

women in the US found this out with south american men invoking VAWA

2019-01-11 13:47:28 UTC  

and if she's rich, you're in the money

2019-01-11 14:28:13 UTC  

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2019-01-11 14:47:31 UTC  

@Lash-Games I find that insulting sir! I'm an uncle and my jokes are the best!

2019-01-11 15:24:28 UTC  

So you know the one about “guess how many thumbs I stuck up your butt?”

2019-01-11 15:31:15 UTC  

that is possibly the best trump troll I have ever seen rofl

2019-01-11 15:39:13 UTC  

The amount of butt hurt in the comment section is hilarious

2019-01-11 15:41:29 UTC  

You do have to ask yourself... when a troll is elected to high office... what that says about the electors

2019-01-11 15:41:50 UTC  

Just an open question 👹

2019-01-11 15:41:54 UTC  

it says we have great taste

2019-01-11 15:42:38 UTC  

Guy walks into a bar. Orders a double whiskey. Then five more in quick succession

2019-01-11 15:43:09 UTC  

Whoa! Buddy, what’s the rush or event? (Asks the barman)

2019-01-11 15:43:33 UTC  

Just had my first blowjob, the dude replied.

2019-01-11 15:44:00 UTC  

Barman say, “cool! Have another in fact, on me!”

2019-01-11 15:45:03 UTC  

“Nah fucjit, If six doubles don’t get rid of the taste of sweaty nuts and semen, sevens not going to help”

2019-01-11 15:45:33 UTC  

hahahhahahha

2019-01-11 15:46:08 UTC  

Good taste joke;)

2019-01-11 15:46:34 UTC  

omfg that comment was better than the joke itself

2019-01-11 15:46:36 UTC  

hahaha

2019-01-11 17:21:39 UTC  

@Agent Smith i can fix this referring to the Armenian Housewife Mail Order Bride For Sale $100 USD

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2019-01-12 12:32:25 UTC  

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2019-01-12 12:40:08 UTC  

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2019-01-12 12:43:37 UTC  

Smith, my eyesight is not what it once was. I can’t tell if that’s RBG wearing a doctors smock, a photoshop of her face on it, or if I’ve just overdone it on my breakfast rum&coffee?

2019-01-12 12:44:48 UTC  

not RBG's face. RBG is skinny AF and that doctor aint

2019-01-12 12:45:07 UTC  

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