I am totally screwed

it would be a good conversation starter.

"So where are you from exactly, or is this a speech impediment?"

those are all kinds of microaggressions!

There's 300 million Americans @Deleted User

I'm 100% sure you could convince one of them you're a good sort

microaggressions from micronesia @Shadows 😋

that was such a bad joke it doesnt even qualify for a dad joke. It was like an uncle joke lol

@Lash-Games get someone to pity-marry me and get that green card

@Deleted User I need to get my own first lol Its not as easy as people make it out to be.

🆙 | **Lash-Games leveled up!**

there should be a service specifically for this. Freedom-loving-lovers.com or something. A First & Second amendment supporting people who support traditional marriage and have written a 10 page paper on why government only causes problems only dating website lol

Dunno. Sure you’re batting for the right team if you go that route?

Probably easier to flee to Canada first. They’re still an EU colony though... so stage two might have to be sneaking down to Texas or Arizona

getting into Canadurp is also pretty difficult from what I have been told. A friend of mine had a Canadian wife and kid, they've been together over here for about 10 years and he's still finding it difficult to get a visa to move back there with her and the kid

@Deleted User if you marry in the US for a green-card, invoke VAWA so that you can get accelerated immigration process and social programs. all you gotta do is say stuff that suggests that you're being treated like a prisoner/boy-toy

women in the US found this out with south american men invoking VAWA

and if she's rich, you're in the money

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1083531644785455104

@Lash-Games I find that insulting sir! I'm an uncle and my jokes are the best!

So you know the one about “guess how many thumbs I stuck up your butt?”

that is possibly the best trump troll I have ever seen rofl

The amount of butt hurt in the comment section is hilarious

You do have to ask yourself... when a troll is elected to high office... what that says about the electors

Just an open question 👹

it says we have great taste

Guy walks into a bar. Orders a double whiskey. Then five more in quick succession

Whoa! Buddy, what’s the rush or event? (Asks the barman)

Just had my first blowjob, the dude replied.

Barman say, “cool! Have another in fact, on me!”

“Nah fucjit, If six doubles don’t get rid of the taste of sweaty nuts and semen, sevens not going to help”

hahahhahahha

Good taste joke;)

omfg that comment was better than the joke itself

hahaha

@Agent Smith i can fix this referring to the Armenian Housewife Mail Order Bride For Sale $100 USD

Smith, my eyesight is not what it once was. I can’t tell if that’s RBG wearing a doctors smock, a photoshop of her face on it, or if I’ve just overdone it on my breakfast rum&coffee?

not RBG's face. RBG is skinny AF and that doctor aint