Message from @Agent Smith

Discord ID: 534835932155871242


2019-01-15 15:02:59 UTC  

Could be worse.

2019-01-15 15:03:37 UTC  

yeah, should go have a small cat stuck in there acting as its tongue

2019-01-15 15:04:46 UTC  

Picture this, remake of star wars episode IV, with this in role of Vader right at the end...

2019-01-15 15:07:20 UTC  

it's Raphael

2019-01-15 15:17:40 UTC  

it's mean.

2019-01-15 15:44:33 UTC  

its psychological warfare. The Wamen have stepped up their game in trying to create more MGTOW's

2019-01-15 15:44:51 UTC  

(and yes, it did take me half hour to come up with a semi decent reply)

2019-01-15 16:34:21 UTC  

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2019-01-15 16:42:33 UTC  

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2019-01-15 16:46:33 UTC  

Fact check: Donald Trump has never successfully used a single stone to hunt multiple birds

2019-01-15 16:49:46 UTC  

Adam Carolla ranted hard about the Gillette commercial this morning. It was glorious

2019-01-15 16:52:32 UTC  

I posted Piers Morgan clip about it but at least it has Peter Lloyd on it catching the women out on their shit

2019-01-15 17:01:27 UTC  

@amlam I like me some good Carolla rants. The Gillette thing sounds right up his alley. He did write the book "In Fifty Years We'll All Be Chicks:" (which he has said happened quicker than he thought)

2019-01-15 17:02:15 UTC  

Yeah. He basically ended a 10 minute ramp with “I hope we don’t need to fight a war or build a bridge any time soon because if we do we’re fucked.”

2019-01-15 17:03:13 UTC  

where is this?

2019-01-15 17:49:50 UTC  

“...after not having to play my alma mater Ohio State...” boi that would’ve been the ass raping of a lifetime. Ohio State doesn’t play the same sport as Clemson and Alabama

2019-01-15 18:24:34 UTC  

I could say nitpicking or I could say living in a different reality

2019-01-15 20:46:21 UTC  

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2019-01-15 20:47:02 UTC  

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2019-01-15 20:50:45 UTC  

I’m busy watching my EU and U.K. sock puppets trying to overcome insobriety and dementia in service of their masters

2019-01-15 22:16:29 UTC  

I'm not so sure that Dollar Shave Club is doing any better on the marketing front.
<https://www.twitter.com/borzoombers/status/1085142735022104576>

2019-01-15 22:16:29 UTC  

🆙 | **C1PHER leveled up!**

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2019-01-15 22:17:09 UTC  

@Nic Harvard dont rub it in. The soybois have destroyed this country

2019-01-15 22:21:50 UTC  

I've seen sperm with more of a backbone than the whole of parliament combined

2019-01-15 23:04:40 UTC  

Sperm have to get uncomfortably close to my eyeball before I can see them

2019-01-15 23:04:58 UTC  

Maybe I need speccys

2019-01-15 23:05:04 UTC  

just ask him to aim a little higher next time

2019-01-15 23:05:29 UTC  

no wait I wish to change my reply

2019-01-15 23:05:37 UTC  

"just tilt your head back a little more next time"

2019-01-15 23:05:39 UTC  

much better

2019-01-15 23:05:55 UTC  

Too late. I have you on record

2019-01-15 23:06:20 UTC  

take both

2019-01-15 23:06:30 UTC  

just dont read too much into the wording of that lol

2019-01-16 04:47:57 UTC  

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2019-01-16 04:48:33 UTC  

~it's...~ when you forget which discord you're in 😅

2019-01-16 04:48:54 UTC  

That's fuckin funny

2019-01-16 06:22:43 UTC  

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2019-01-16 06:26:05 UTC  

so I saw this circulating facebook. The number given sounds like "it was a mile high"

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2019-01-16 06:30:04 UTC  

Its annoying when either side says things like that..... Its not like republicans can just push things threw without needing no democrats.