Screw You for doxxing my ex!!

And she usually wore nicer ears I could actually hold onto, just FYI!

@Call 1-800-273-8255

What if I married a Furry?

Is that Pepe in a really bad mood, or a teenage mutant ninja blob?

I cannot decide if I love that, or if I am scarred for life.

maybe both.

Scarred for life

100% scared

Could be worse.

yeah, should go have a small cat stuck in there acting as its tongue

Picture this, remake of star wars episode IV, with this in role of Vader right at the end...

it's Raphael

it's mean.

its psychological warfare. The Wamen have stepped up their game in trying to create more MGTOW's

(and yes, it did take me half hour to come up with a semi decent reply)

Fact check: Donald Trump has never successfully used a single stone to hunt multiple birds

Adam Carolla ranted hard about the Gillette commercial this morning. It was glorious

I posted Piers Morgan clip about it but at least it has Peter Lloyd on it catching the women out on their shit

@amlam I like me some good Carolla rants. The Gillette thing sounds right up his alley. He did write the book "In Fifty Years We'll All Be Chicks:" (which he has said happened quicker than he thought)

Yeah. He basically ended a 10 minute ramp with “I hope we don’t need to fight a war or build a bridge any time soon because if we do we’re fucked.”

where is this?

Burgers, and nitpicking:
https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2019/01/15/president-trumps-extravagant-sandwich-celebration-clemson-university/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.4107774099c7

“...after not having to play my alma mater Ohio State...” boi that would’ve been the ass raping of a lifetime. Ohio State doesn’t play the same sport as Clemson and Alabama

I could say nitpicking or I could say living in a different reality

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/528354003898073100/534812640304955403/giphy-downsized-large.gif

I’m busy watching my EU and U.K. sock puppets trying to overcome insobriety and dementia in service of their masters

I'm not so sure that Dollar Shave Club is doing any better on the marketing front.
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🆙 | **C1PHER leveled up!**

@Nic Harvard dont rub it in. The soybois have destroyed this country

I've seen sperm with more of a backbone than the whole of parliament combined

Sperm have to get uncomfortably close to my eyeball before I can see them

Maybe I need speccys

just ask him to aim a little higher next time