Message from @Agent Smith

Discord ID: 555445118337941505


2019-03-13 03:29:43 UTC  

yeeeees! I used to play sim ant all the time after school when I was a kid. Also played the Chex Quest game constantly

2019-03-13 03:29:52 UTC  

my personal favorite RTS is Rise of Nations, though

2019-03-13 03:37:00 UTC  

lol i just looked up what Chex Quest was, i also remember playing that.

2019-03-13 03:46:05 UTC  

Whoa... I remember that one, too. I gotta play that again one day

2019-03-13 05:22:21 UTC  

Blonde in the Yangang now.

Option A: Watch the world end
Option B: Watch the world end, WITH $1,000!

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/266396659062145025/555259334049660958/Blonde_Belly_Yang_Gang.png

2019-03-13 06:00:43 UTC  

Collap$itarianism

2019-03-13 06:18:46 UTC  

is that actually the hat of his campaign?

2019-03-13 07:27:18 UTC  

"You don't have to commit fraud to get into college. . .just commit fraud."

2019-03-13 07:37:25 UTC  

it's not fraud if you're dellusional

2019-03-13 15:19:57 UTC  

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2019-03-13 15:23:33 UTC  

I like how they put โ€œshown upโ€ in quotes. Some 15 year old boys beat the best female soccer team in the universe. If that doesnโ€™t prove men play at a higher level I really donโ€™t know what will

2019-03-13 15:24:12 UTC  

Modern journalism: find a rando on Twitter who doesn't like Thing and write an entire story around it

2019-03-13 16:45:48 UTC  

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2019-03-13 16:46:46 UTC  
2019-03-13 16:46:52 UTC  

๐Ÿ‘€

2019-03-13 16:57:48 UTC  

lol

2019-03-13 17:13:05 UTC  

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2019-03-13 17:25:47 UTC  

15 year old boys should be paid the same as the US Womens Soccer team! โœŠ

2019-03-13 17:37:47 UTC  

you mean 13-14 year old boys - they're under 15

2019-03-13 17:40:35 UTC  

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2019-03-13 17:46:52 UTC  

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2019-03-13 17:52:56 UTC  

Wow what an unfortunate name

2019-03-13 17:54:35 UTC  

My mom worked as a middle school guidance office receptionist and had students named Precious Butt and Treasure Hunter, but that's much worse

2019-03-13 17:57:01 UTC  

@Agent Smith If that is a "how to" guide, i would buy it.

2019-03-13 18:01:42 UTC  

Thanks for the correction, @Agent Smith

2019-03-13 18:06:17 UTC  

Precious Butt and Treasure Hunter sounds like the worst Crime Fighting Duo (tm)

2019-03-13 18:35:34 UTC  

I don't know.. Some people like to Treasure Hunt Precious Butts.

2019-03-13 18:46:19 UTC  

I met a kid named Razor Blade once. He had to have photo ID on him all the time in order to prove it to literally anyone who asked his name

2019-03-13 19:26:43 UTC  

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2019-03-13 19:43:52 UTC  

Oh no.

2019-03-13 19:43:58 UTC  

Ohh no

2019-03-13 20:37:32 UTC  

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2019-03-13 20:38:26 UTC  

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2019-03-13 20:38:42 UTC  

I want both!

2019-03-13 20:45:56 UTC  

covering their bases I guess

2019-03-13 21:49:18 UTC  

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2019-03-13 21:58:55 UTC  

Gonna disagree with the British police being preferable these days

2019-03-13 22:03:45 UTC  

Yeah, it was on Sargon's server as a joke

2019-03-13 22:04:38 UTC  

The other parts work, except maybe the French lover, they smell

2019-03-13 22:12:52 UTC  

Heaven is where:
Amaricans are Police, ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
Amaricans are chefs, ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
Amaricans are mechanics,๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
Amaricans are lovers,๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
And it's all organized by We The People.๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ