I like how they put “shown up” in quotes. Some 15 year old boys beat the best female soccer team in the universe. If that doesn’t prove men play at a higher level I really don’t know what will

Modern journalism: find a rando on Twitter who doesn't like Thing and write an entire story around it

@Agent Smith

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lol

15 year old boys should be paid the same as the US Womens Soccer team! ✊

you mean 13-14 year old boys - they're under 15

Wow what an unfortunate name

My mom worked as a middle school guidance office receptionist and had students named Precious Butt and Treasure Hunter, but that's much worse

@Agent Smith If that is a "how to" guide, i would buy it.

Thanks for the correction, @Agent Smith

Precious Butt and Treasure Hunter sounds like the worst Crime Fighting Duo (tm)

I don't know.. Some people like to Treasure Hunt Precious Butts.

I met a kid named Razor Blade once. He had to have photo ID on him all the time in order to prove it to literally anyone who asked his name

Oh no.

Ohh no

I want both!

covering their bases I guess

Gonna disagree with the British police being preferable these days

Yeah, it was on Sargon's server as a joke

The other parts work, except maybe the French lover, they smell

Heaven is where:
Amaricans are Police, 🇺🇸
Amaricans are chefs, 🇺🇸
Amaricans are mechanics,🇺🇸
Amaricans are lovers,🇺🇸
And it's all organized by We The People.🇺🇸

Organized by the 🇨🇳 people? 🇨🇳

⚒ 🚹 🚺 🚼 🛂 🚨 🚚 🛣 🗻 ☠

Amaricans?

🆙 | **RayzorJack leveled up!**

Still my favorite screenshot from the show

That’s a good one

Wow, crazy eyes.