Why are we committing to conspiracy theories here? We all know that's Matt's hand. The scars are from getting cut opening Coors cans. Everyone knows that's an inherent risk from drinking Coors.

It’s so worth it though. When I hear the crack of that can, see those ice cold blue Rocky Mountains, and feel the refreshing taste of Coors light, brewed in the Colorado Rocky Mountains I don’t mind the cut fingers

So then what happens when you open something that isn't awful?

Are you trying to tell me that Coors Light is awful?

¿Does it matter?

¿¿¿¿¿¿¿

Well, I'm not a fan of the taste of beer in general, but it is my understanding that Coors is some of the worst.

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Good, let's get this plague started already.

As long as it stays out of my state.

@Bowman151
#NoLivesMatter #YouAreAllEquallyFuckingWorthless

Are people really constructing a conspiracy that Matt faked an engagement post? Lol

Are you saying Matt isn't a girl?

Hmmmmm

> you all think Matt is real

The real Matt is the one that lives in our hearts.

The only real one is Skagg3

Whoever that is

The funny part is I understood that whole thing. 🤣

I can't say for certain that its matt's hand. I just remember them being soft...

Maybe it was the Matts we made along the way?

Or all the “Matt and I made love”s?

or all the Daves we know

Gotta love how similar Roman times parallel current trends

Anyone watch the Ralph Retort implosion last night?

I heard that there was a real shitshow, but didn't watch it.

Ethan Ralph has apparently hit the sauce pretty hard. Basically tossed his cohosts under the bus when they tried to downplay his sloppiness. Called them out with “concerned trolling.”

Kind of tossed some shade Mister Metokur’s way as well.

>ethan ralph being a public fuckup
oh boy this has never happened before

I don't even know who his cohosts are.

¿Who?

that's an ICE BURN, like pretending you forgot the rest of Destiny's Child's names

Yes, I compared Ralph to Beyonce

... ¿Who's Destiny?

Beyonce is successful though

This sucks; You give a friend $1,5∅∅ to build their dream, 2 years later they give you $1,9∅∅ and say "Sorry, I didn't know you were a baby killer." Fuck you, shitbag. 😠😠😠😠

You have to look at the positive. You just loaned someone money, and not only did you get it back, you turned a profit on it.

I know what you mean though, that sucks.

As long as someone dies, any profit is good.