Message from @Spanners
Discord ID: 590685974007119882
Matt Christiansen your check bounced.
We still [haven't] received payment for your staged hate crime. We accept money order or paypal. What we do is very risky, and we hope that we will be compesated in the near future.
This message suggests that the comrade monkeylungs affair was planned and funded by Matt Christiansen, who thereby engaged in a hoax hate himself
What do you do when the reporter of hoax hate commits hoax hate?
As bad as that blackmail video was, I should ***HOPE*** it was staged... 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@DJ_Anuz
Laugh until your dick breaks.
Super competent those feds.
Matt just got engaged to his girlfriend.
look closer
Oh the scratches/scars?
yes
Maybe she has a mean cat.
oh
I dunno.
Looks like cat bites/scratches to me though.
does she have bruises on her face? do we know?
My hands looked like that a lot when my cat was young and hadn't learned about play boundaries. Probably worse than that, actually.
could be Matt's bite marks though
Rumor is thats matt's hand, its certainly matts flannel
I’m willing to bet those nicks and scratches are just from outdoorsy activities. She also has shortly trimmed finger nails implying she uses her hands a lot and she lives in Montana so outdoorsy activities are plentiful
Why are we committing to conspiracy theories here? We all know that's Matt's hand. The scars are from getting cut opening Coors cans. Everyone knows that's an inherent risk from drinking Coors.
It’s so worth it though. When I hear the crack of that can, see those ice cold blue Rocky Mountains, and feel the refreshing taste of Coors light, brewed in the Colorado Rocky Mountains I don’t mind the cut fingers
So then what happens when you open something that isn't awful?
Are you trying to tell me that Coors Light is awful?
¿Does it matter?
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Well, I'm not a fan of the taste of beer in general, but it is my understanding that Coors is some of the worst.
Fix your capslock ffs @Ebola Outbreak Map .Com
Good, let's get this plague started already.
As long as it stays out of my state.
@Bowman151
#NoLivesMatter #YouAreAllEquallyFuckingWorthless
Are people really constructing a conspiracy that Matt faked an engagement post? Lol
Are you saying Matt isn't a girl?
Hmmmmm
> you all think Matt is real
The real Matt is the one that lives in our hearts.
The only real one is Skagg3
Whoever that is
The funny part is I understood that whole thing. 🤣
I can't say for certain that its matt's hand. I just remember them being soft...