Sadlyf

f

My porn question is,
How in the world is there a living green plant in a fridge that didn't have any sunshine on it in Wall-E.

Because _science_

SJW science.

It’s the frozen sperm of Captain Planet.

Did anyone else think Eve from Wall-E looked ever so slightly like a dildo

Not until now.

Anything is a dildo if you are horny enough

Tbh

TMI

roflol

Thanks a lot.

also

Yeah. Ask fisty splinters.

i'm sure a cactus doesn't meet those requirements

No worries mate, I’ll be here for a while

no matter how horny you are, you are not shoving a cactus up your ass

@Holo it’s extra stimulation

You burn off the spines with a lighter first

Duh

at that point

@Holo it’s what bearing calls kristy winters.

I'm not sure that 'stimulation' is what that is called.

wouldn't you just shove your fingers instead?

too much work to safely burn off all the spines

Or bend the spines to an angle

So it doesn’t really hurt unless you start trying to take it out

Yeah, turn them into a hook.

_Then_ you’re in for a ride

Fingers? What am I, 14?

i like how you guys are defending anal penetration with a cactus as a legitimate form of sexual stimulation

Duh. It’s mideval kink.

I’m just speculating mate

Is there a reddit page for /r/bestofdiscord

anythings legit if you enjoy it

I'm pretty sure that there is an anti rape device in South africa like that.

#ShoutYourCactus

Lol.

Oh mate if this gets your jimmies

Anyone here been in the service