Message from @wolfman1911
Discord ID: 501938140928278528
Anything is a dildo if you are horny enough
Tbh
TMI
roflol
Thanks a lot.
also
Yeah. Ask fisty splinters.
i'm sure a cactus doesn't meet those requirements
No worries mate, I’ll be here for a while
no matter how horny you are, you are not shoving a cactus up your ass
@Holo it’s extra stimulation
You burn off the spines with a lighter first
Duh
at that point
@Holo it’s what bearing calls kristy winters.
I'm not sure that 'stimulation' is what that is called.
wouldn't you just shove your fingers instead?
too much work to safely burn off all the spines
Or bend the spines to an angle
So it doesn’t really hurt unless you start trying to take it out
_Then_ you’re in for a ride
Fingers? What am I, 14?
i like how you guys are defending anal penetration with a cactus as a legitimate form of sexual stimulation
Duh. It’s mideval kink.
I’m just speculating mate
Is there a reddit page for /r/bestofdiscord
anythings legit if you enjoy it
I'm pretty sure that there is an anti rape device in South africa like that.
#ShoutYourCactus
Lol.
Oh mate if this gets your jimmies
Anyone here been in the service
In uh
A particularly sandy area of the planet?
I touch people.
I've gotta say, in the absence of YouTube reading this conversation is great entertainment
We did it chat
High fives all around
i don't have hands you ableist!
Then nub us. Lol