Hey guys, i got a good porn topic.

and not 'ass hole' but asshole

Is this your #MeToo story?

I'm confused

@Holo fair enough mate

lol

conversation is gone, and i'm confused as to where it went

someone grab the train, it's been derailed

my #metoo story involves a tranny and a hotel in San Antonio but I digress

@adam please digress more.

You were raped by San Antonio in a tranny located in hotel?

#Notalltrannies

I didn’t know San Antonio was into trannies

I have a me too story. Lol

Thought that was more an Alex Jones thing

Lol

The only metoo story i have is failing a computer science class

and being jobless

Sadlyf

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My porn question is,
How in the world is there a living green plant in a fridge that didn't have any sunshine on it in Wall-E.

Because _science_

SJW science.

It’s the frozen sperm of Captain Planet.

Did anyone else think Eve from Wall-E looked ever so slightly like a dildo

Not until now.

Anything is a dildo if you are horny enough

Tbh

TMI

roflol

Thanks a lot.

also

Yeah. Ask fisty splinters.

i'm sure a cactus doesn't meet those requirements

No worries mate, I’ll be here for a while

no matter how horny you are, you are not shoving a cactus up your ass

@Holo it’s extra stimulation

You burn off the spines with a lighter first

Duh

at that point

@Holo it’s what bearing calls kristy winters.