Message from @adam
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@adam please digress more.
You were raped by San Antonio in a tranny located in hotel?
#Notalltrannies
I didn’t know San Antonio was into trannies
I have a me too story. Lol
Thought that was more an Alex Jones thing
Lol
The only metoo story i have is failing a computer science class
and being jobless
Sadlyf
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My porn question is,
How in the world is there a living green plant in a fridge that didn't have any sunshine on it in Wall-E.
Because _science_
SJW science.
It’s the frozen sperm of Captain Planet.
Did anyone else think Eve from Wall-E looked ever so slightly like a dildo
Not until now.
Anything is a dildo if you are horny enough
Tbh
TMI
Thanks a lot.
also
Yeah. Ask fisty splinters.
i'm sure a cactus doesn't meet those requirements
No worries mate, I’ll be here for a while
no matter how horny you are, you are not shoving a cactus up your ass
@Holo it’s extra stimulation
You burn off the spines with a lighter first
Duh
at that point
@Holo it’s what bearing calls kristy winters.
I'm not sure that 'stimulation' is what that is called.
wouldn't you just shove your fingers instead?
too much work to safely burn off all the spines
Or bend the spines to an angle
So it doesn’t really hurt unless you start trying to take it out
Yeah, turn them into a hook.
_Then_ you’re in for a ride
Fingers? What am I, 14?
i like how you guys are defending anal penetration with a cactus as a legitimate form of sexual stimulation