Message from @Nic Harvard

Discord ID: 554744143239446531


2019-03-11 00:22:15 UTC  

:)

2019-03-11 00:25:56 UTC  

I thought it was the body pillow Jihad?

2019-03-11 00:27:01 UTC  

Look man. I missed the train. Forgive me I'm not sitting in the right car.

2019-03-11 00:31:17 UTC  

No, we need a body pillow society. But we may end up having a Jihad about who's waifus (only the 3rd time i've typed that word i think) are better.

2019-03-11 00:35:32 UTC  

I discussed my "always bet on waifu" salty bet strategy once over text and my phone decided that I wanted to say waifu whenever I typed "wa"

2019-03-11 00:36:24 UTC  

btw Saly Bet is fun: http://www.saltybet.com

2019-03-11 00:36:43 UTC  

GAMBLE KIDS!

2019-03-11 00:45:33 UTC  

lol nice website

2019-03-11 01:11:48 UTC  

Matt and I once gangbanged Smollett, metaphorically.

2019-03-11 01:12:00 UTC  

Hey everyone

2019-03-11 01:15:00 UTC  

yo

2019-03-11 01:18:09 UTC  

Howdy

2019-03-11 01:19:40 UTC  

whats everyone up to? I been doing school work all weekend and working on my side project. So been doing something ALL weekend.

2019-03-11 02:39:25 UTC  

?

2019-03-11 14:20:55 UTC  

Hey folks, anyone got beginner tips of mattress shopping? My wife's lower back hurts frequently and her chiropractor recommends a semi-firm mattress. idk wtf "semi-firm" SHOULD feel like. Any tips are appreciated.

2019-03-11 15:57:51 UTC  

@Chump_or_Champ memory foam mattress?

2019-03-11 16:09:24 UTC  

@Chump_or_Champ I strongly recommend referencing this for mattress shopping. https://youtu.be/Nl_eJ-zdLrA

2019-03-11 16:12:12 UTC  

I’ll give you some advice, BUT FIRST, I wanna talk about Purple Mattress

2019-03-11 16:13:17 UTC  

Semi-firm should feel exactly the same way you feel inside your wife.

2019-03-11 16:34:47 UTC  

Go to a matress store, ask to see all their semi-firm matresses, when she picks the one she likes go home and order it on amazon.

2019-03-11 19:15:10 UTC  

@Chump_or_Champ Go shopping to all stores which have mattresses.
When she finds one which is so comfy she strips and falls asleep on it while you droit your signeur, offer the shop assistants the same treatment unless they gift wrap the whole lot and deliver it.

2019-03-11 19:15:42 UTC  

That will be a good mattress

2019-03-11 19:16:41 UTC  

Before making the big purchase, I suggest you....sleep on it. >___>

2019-03-11 19:38:48 UTC  

i hate and love all of you at the same time.

2019-03-11 19:38:52 UTC  

😂😠

2019-03-11 21:51:35 UTC  

"semi-firm mattress" huh? Is that what the kids are calling 'Big Black Cock' these days?

2019-03-11 22:54:38 UTC  

You're always 2 clicks away from black cocks on the interenet

2019-03-11 23:04:39 UTC  

Maybe for You @J Edgar

2019-03-11 23:04:40 UTC  

1 click thanks to the advent of bookmarks

2019-03-11 23:07:57 UTC  

Man so I got called an incel for the first time in my life.

2019-03-11 23:08:10 UTC  

I genuinely didn't know what to say at that point.

2019-03-11 23:08:46 UTC  

I think I auto lost a debate I didn't even start?

2019-03-11 23:08:53 UTC  

I got owned by the libs.

2019-03-11 23:11:59 UTC  

they throw that word around a LOT these days, more than Nazi
I heard Density's fans call Sargon an incel
even PJW uses it (are we sure he's not really lefty) when it doesn't really apply

2019-03-11 23:12:37 UTC  

@J Edgar go on....

2019-03-11 23:13:04 UTC  

>calling a married man with kids an incel

2019-03-11 23:13:33 UTC  

Yeah dude, I had a few of them show up on my art page to talk some shit purely because I said that and I quote, "Someone failed economics" in response to a meme that said that capitalism makes everyone poor.

2019-03-11 23:13:48 UTC  

Lmao

2019-03-11 23:13:57 UTC  

@Beemann exactly.

2019-03-11 23:14:15 UTC  

That's kind of an ironic take, considering that the usual whine about capitalism is that it makes some people rich, and that's apparently terrible.

2019-03-11 23:14:22 UTC  

Wait, I thought being a married man with kids was basically an incel