#metoo

Incredibly proud of them. But hell, the first four years are WORK

We're running train on him to make sure he has a kid

My dad was the same. Before me and sis was born he told mom that he was going to be pretty bad at the baby stage but toddler and up he will do much better

@amlam very true. Men normally get into it at around two

"Cheese Pizza" 😉

I freaking love infants

@Sanpe shut the fuck up

Infant penetration

No

Bad

Fbi watchlist

No pedo jokes when we are thinking positively

Infant Annihilator

No

Guys stop

Double down on pedo jokes now

Infant Scrotum Excavator

Infant Annihilator is a popular band

No

shit, this place is full of teens?

No

They are naughty adults

oh, hey, i said something that is suppose to be edgy, look at me.

How's the view from that high horse?

I haven’t held a baby in years.

See, it would be funny, if it was less common...🙁

I haven't held a baby

end of sentence

not interested in kids.

I think it would feel weird after so long because I’m so much bigger

If someone handed me a baby, I would say, "No thank you" and put it on the floor

rofl

I did when a random lady came to the family get together and my mom was telling me to not get pregnant anytime soon

y not just refuse to hold onto it, don't think they would let it go...

I’d hold the baby and feel uncomfortable because I’m not the dad.

Some people are very pushy

^

Just hold it. No reason not to.

The most amazing part is realizing that out of all our your relationships, even with your spouse, that with your young child, they literally love you unconditional and you are the other parent are literally the people they love more than anyone

The reason not is I don't want to hold a baby