Bundle of joy.

Omgosh, smell the top of a baby's head

Holding a baby absolutely did not change my mind. It wasn’t until my niece was walking and talking that I said “oh ok. I get this now.”

I love new baby smell

I haven’t changed a diaper in forever.

Try the college student age group @yearspastmatter

I play D&D every few weeks at my friend's house and he has a one-year-old son

that definitely has not changed my mind at all

And year @amlam - when they little people+ is great

It’s been my experience that men usually don’t get super into parenting until the kid is walking around talking. Before that you love them obviously but they’re kind of just a chore until you get to start showing them the world and exploring with them

My oldest two 14, 15. And a small 7

Nice.

@yearspastmatter How does it feel to get discord gang-banged into having a kid?

Having younger siblings made me want to be a dad.

Even more

#metoo

Incredibly proud of them. But hell, the first four years are WORK

We're running train on him to make sure he has a kid

My dad was the same. Before me and sis was born he told mom that he was going to be pretty bad at the baby stage but toddler and up he will do much better

@amlam very true. Men normally get into it at around two

"Cheese Pizza" 😉

I freaking love infants

@Sanpe shut the fuck up

Infant penetration

No

Bad

Fbi watchlist

No pedo jokes when we are thinking positively

Infant Annihilator

No

Guys stop

Double down on pedo jokes now

Infant Scrotum Excavator

Infant Annihilator is a popular band

No

shit, this place is full of teens?

No

They are naughty adults

oh, hey, i said something that is suppose to be edgy, look at me.

How's the view from that high horse?

I haven’t held a baby in years.