Infant Annihilator is a popular band

No

shit, this place is full of teens?

No

They are naughty adults

oh, hey, i said something that is suppose to be edgy, look at me.

How's the view from that high horse?

I haven’t held a baby in years.

See, it would be funny, if it was less common...🙁

I haven't held a baby

end of sentence

not interested in kids.

I think it would feel weird after so long because I’m so much bigger

If someone handed me a baby, I would say, "No thank you" and put it on the floor

rofl

I did when a random lady came to the family get together and my mom was telling me to not get pregnant anytime soon

y not just refuse to hold onto it, don't think they would let it go...

I’d hold the baby and feel uncomfortable because I’m not the dad.

Some people are very pushy

^

Just hold it. No reason not to.

The most amazing part is realizing that out of all our your relationships, even with your spouse, that with your young child, they literally love you unconditional and you are the other parent are literally the people they love more than anyone

The reason not is I don't want to hold a baby

There are literally a dozen reasons not to hold a baby

It's a divine experience

1) You weren't given permission to hold that baby. The police are coming.

^

That’s a good one.

It depends on the baby i guess

@SpanishAbbey that can lead to some bad tendencies in parents

2) It's making a mess. Actively making a mess. Where is the mother, this diaper is not going to be my responsibility.

^ that’s when you squeeze

3) You are driving

The diaper

Holding a pooping/ puking baby would probably not be divine but if it's ok and mellow it would be nice

I'd rather hold a cat

That's 3 just off the top of my head on why you should not hold a baby

@Nic Harvard I know. It's sad. But for me, that divine experience also shows the importance of good parenting

Yurp Spanish

I hold as many infants as possible

I look forward to playing games with my future kids.