Message from @yearspastmatter

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2019-03-13 01:47:47 UTC  

@Sanpe shut the fuck up

2019-03-13 01:47:55 UTC  

Infant penetration

2019-03-13 01:47:58 UTC  

No

2019-03-13 01:48:00 UTC  

Bad

2019-03-13 01:48:13 UTC  

Fbi watchlist

2019-03-13 01:48:18 UTC  

No pedo jokes when we are thinking positively

2019-03-13 01:48:20 UTC  

Infant Annihilator

2019-03-13 01:48:23 UTC  

No

2019-03-13 01:48:29 UTC  

Guys stop

2019-03-13 01:48:30 UTC  

Double down on pedo jokes now

2019-03-13 01:48:34 UTC  

Infant Scrotum Excavator

2019-03-13 01:48:44 UTC  

Infant Annihilator is a popular band

2019-03-13 01:48:45 UTC  

No

2019-03-13 01:48:45 UTC  

shit, this place is full of teens?

2019-03-13 01:48:47 UTC  

No

2019-03-13 01:49:01 UTC  

They are naughty adults

2019-03-13 01:49:02 UTC  

oh, hey, i said something that is suppose to be edgy, look at me.

2019-03-13 01:49:17 UTC  

How's the view from that high horse?

2019-03-13 01:49:18 UTC  

I haven’t held a baby in years.

2019-03-13 01:49:28 UTC  

See, it would be funny, if it was less common...🙁

2019-03-13 01:49:30 UTC  

I haven't held a baby

2019-03-13 01:49:39 UTC  

end of sentence

2019-03-13 01:49:49 UTC  

not interested in kids.

2019-03-13 01:49:50 UTC  

I think it would feel weird after so long because I’m so much bigger

2019-03-13 01:50:09 UTC  

If someone handed me a baby, I would say, "No thank you" and put it on the floor

2019-03-13 01:50:15 UTC  

rofl

2019-03-13 01:50:23 UTC  

I did when a random lady came to the family get together and my mom was telling me to not get pregnant anytime soon

2019-03-13 01:50:32 UTC  

y not just refuse to hold onto it, don't think they would let it go...

2019-03-13 01:50:35 UTC  

I’d hold the baby and feel uncomfortable because I’m not the dad.

2019-03-13 01:50:41 UTC  

Some people are very pushy

2019-03-13 01:50:54 UTC  

^

2019-03-13 01:51:08 UTC  

Just hold it. No reason not to.

2019-03-13 01:51:15 UTC  

The most amazing part is realizing that out of all our your relationships, even with your spouse, that with your young child, they literally love you unconditional and you are the other parent are literally the people they love more than anyone

2019-03-13 01:51:21 UTC  

The reason not is I don't want to hold a baby

2019-03-13 01:51:22 UTC  

There are literally a dozen reasons not to hold a baby

2019-03-13 01:51:31 UTC  

It's a divine experience

2019-03-13 01:51:34 UTC  

1) You weren't given permission to hold that baby. The police are coming.

2019-03-13 01:51:40 UTC  

^

2019-03-13 01:51:45 UTC  

That’s a good one.

2019-03-13 01:51:45 UTC  

It depends on the baby i guess

2019-03-13 01:51:57 UTC  

@SpanishAbbey that can lead to some bad tendencies in parents