I try to devil's advocate everything. Mostly joking.

So, I live in a stupidly liberal area. I looked at the meetup signup sheet and there's one person in my city, but am concerned that it's just an antifa trap.

lol just one eh?

Admiral Antifa Ackbhar?

we got way more in teh bay area

Aktifa? Akbarifa? Akbarf? yes something to that effect.

Make sure to pick a meetup location with a window in the bathroom incase you want to ditch them

and aways be armed

with whatever you can legally have

I've got pepper spray for the time being, saving up for something more projectile based

carry a knife

if you cant/wont carry a gun that is

can/will, just not in the cards financially at the moment. Don't have a knife either, but I imagine that's a cheaper starting point

If it's an antifa trap, just remember: the dick makes it better.

absolutely. just make sure to practice with w/e you do decide on carrying

^^^

@GrumpyGabe gay.mov

Too many people don't practice yet think they're hot shit.

And make sure you have AIDS before your date. That way if you can't kill him quick, you will atleast kill him slow

and then you just introduced a weapon into a fight that can be used against you

Yeet.

I'm waiting to see if I can contract Ebola but remain a carrier with the vaccine. Scorched earth and all that.

Dont be afraid to bite a dick, but you may have to practice that also

I was glad I was armed when a raving homeless man walked into the Sprint store while I was getting a new phone today.

did you bite his dick?

nom nom nom

He ended up not being aggressive but the way he came in the door shouting made me and the otherwise lone female store clerk a little edgy.

GJ @Putz , I lol'd.

nom nom is more chewing than biting

hard chewing

rip nom nom nom

Its why i refuse to remove my braces, i will tear your shit up

@uncephalized crazy. what happened?

putz is offering $20 cheese grater head

Turn that nobzarella into parmezan dust, eh?

just say when

Ended up not being anything to worry about, but he came in the door shouting to the counter lady that "damn right I got a problem" and "this ain't what I paid for" and I don't remember what all. He stank of booze and he was incoherent and loud and it seemed like he might get aggressive but once she explained that this was the Sprint store and his phone was T-mobile and he needed to go down the street he left lol.

Just one of those things you don't know which way it's going to go.

Not a very exciting story in the end. But it makes you feel good about yourself when the pretty store girl says "I'm really glad you were here" after he leaves, y'know?

Happily married men are not immune to such things.

so we get Sal to make a qt store clerk feel safe, and then they date and get married