Message from @parchmentpincher
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hell he couldnt even tell me the books name
i had to go find it
Because the MIB wouldn't let him release the info man, its a conspiracy
but guys, Epstein was killed to distract us from how bad Medicaid is
I try to devil's advocate everything. Mostly joking.
So, I live in a stupidly liberal area. I looked at the meetup signup sheet and there's one person in my city, but am concerned that it's just an antifa trap.
lol just one eh?
Admiral Antifa Ackbhar?
we got way more in teh bay area
Aktifa? Akbarifa? Akbarf? yes something to that effect.
Make sure to pick a meetup location with a window in the bathroom incase you want to ditch them
and aways be armed
with whatever you can legally have
I've got pepper spray for the time being, saving up for something more projectile based
carry a knife
if you cant/wont carry a gun that is
can/will, just not in the cards financially at the moment. Don't have a knife either, but I imagine that's a cheaper starting point
If it's an antifa trap, just remember: the dick makes it better.
absolutely. just make sure to practice with w/e you do decide on carrying
^^^
Too many people don't practice yet think they're hot shit.
And make sure you have AIDS before your date. That way if you can't kill him quick, you will atleast kill him slow
and then you just introduced a weapon into a fight that can be used against you
Yeet.
I'm waiting to see if I can contract Ebola but remain a carrier with the vaccine. Scorched earth and all that.
Dont be afraid to bite a dick, but you may have to practice that also
I was glad I was armed when a raving homeless man walked into the Sprint store while I was getting a new phone today.
did you bite his dick?
nom nom nom
He ended up not being aggressive but the way he came in the door shouting made me and the otherwise lone female store clerk a little edgy.
GJ @Putz , I lol'd.
nom nom is more chewing than biting
hard chewing
rip nom nom nom
Its why i refuse to remove my braces, i will tear your shit up
@uncephalized crazy. what happened?
putz is offering $20 cheese grater head
Turn that nobzarella into parmezan dust, eh?
just say when
Ended up not being anything to worry about, but he came in the door shouting to the counter lady that "damn right I got a problem" and "this ain't what I paid for" and I don't remember what all. He stank of booze and he was incoherent and loud and it seemed like he might get aggressive but once she explained that this was the Sprint store and his phone was T-mobile and he needed to go down the street he left lol.