@C1PHER : Love how swalwell's stupid poll is backfiring despite all his effort to slant it.
There's also this gem in Wheeler's ratio-nuked responses, where he falls right into showing his hand: https://twitter.com/Liz_Wheeler/status/1145796562733301761?s=20

I agree with Dr. Renfro on almost all of his proposals. Have to think about the last name one; that one's kind of weird.

I put strikethroughs on my 0s and use 24 hour time, and I wish we put punctuation in front of sentences. I also think it would be better if we read from bottom to top; you could write long messages on roads and walkways that would be readable if we did.

was looking for it, but you beat me to it

The bottom to top thing occurred to me when I was driving, trying to read a two part message on the road. Which has to be bottom to top. But it's the opposite of the way we usually read, so it's confusing.

But imagine if we read that way by default; you could, for example, write an entire book on a walking or bike path. You could convey a lot of information on travel surfaces.

Didn't recognize the name, but I would have put my money on her not being huwite.

Hopefully she has a dick, otherwise not inclusive enough.

They'll fix it by re-releasing a recolored version of the cartoon.

* Checks MS Word for "Nicholas Cage" font style option *

Helicopters are expensive, but with enough determination you can build your own commie-sized "clay pigeon" launcher...

30g, eh? Not bad... Wonder if it could lift an extra "tethered passenger"..?

a toucan?

He should sell its gender assignment.

Skeptics rarely believe in absolutes, because believing in absolutes usually requires having faith that something is always true.

Yeah, it’s just physics. You can open up an ocean current map right now that shows surface currents. Where do you think things go when they’re floating on them? Anyway, I think the solution is probably in AI and robotics. Once we have AI capable of reliably sorting those materials, they could be collected by solar powered robots. There may even beA financial incentive to do so if gathering of the material can be made cost effective enough.

I give that last article about 2 months tops to remain satire.

If ICEBae’s running a concentration camp, she can lead me into a shower any day. IYKWIM

Yeah, I remember hearing the Chinese figured out how to do that Wayback in the day…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nT7Qe-prCQI This looks it would be a pretty effective ant-commie device... Maybe we should get Andy Gno one?

I'd rather be called the n-word.

The Trust and Safety Council: Leading the fight against pedophileophobia.

I'm probably not a hardcore enough libertarian to answer that, but I'd bet that if that wasn't being full-on promoted as a way for their moms to score virtue points, we wouldn't be having this discussion in the first place.

The one on the right needs to be updated from AR to molotov soy latte, but close enough...

That BB article... I for reals LOL'd. Top notch.

Don't know the contest rules, but striped brown track pants girl had the best one.

I got chu famalam. Everything you need to know: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbEX6CtPuns&t=26s

It's well done, @Beebs Magoo . Hard to watch, but I guess that's the point.

So antifa wants to storm the border in Texas... Never thought I'd be interested in raising money for antifa members to buy bus tickets, but here we are...
https://twitter.com/MrAndyNgo/status/1155971069783621634?s=20

Note to self: Request the day off work. Find livestream. Buy snacks.

Never heard any of them speak Zulu; so much hate in their hearts for literal African-American immigrants in current year.

Yeah, pretty sure Metokur did a video on him a few years back.

Not a fan, I gather...

I think he's a funny guy, but I never really listened to IBS; had no interest in it, really. And I kind of lost interest in his stuff when his "I'm the cool aloof teenager that's gonna shit on everyone trying to improve things" attitude started showing in his stuff...

Just find a fountain pen that fits a picatinny rail.

Could also get a cheap 3D printer and just print your own.

https://www.bitchute.com/video/nxnxkYObNicS/

It's 3 strikes; after the 3rd time they keep it.

< Definitely totally real news.

I don't think it's very smart... On the one hand, if he's just open carrying and not brandishing, he's not technically doing anything wrong, but on the other hand, with the timing, and absent an obvious message that it's to make a statement peacefully, I can't blame people for being freaked out or at least suspicious.

Well fuck. Now it can all be swept under the rug and memory-holed forever. 😒

For a joke (or meme) to really work, there has to be at least a grain of truth to it.

There had to be SO many people that wanted him dead.

Uh, I AM SURE THE CLINTONS HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS OR ANY OTHER UNTOWARD ACTIVITY AND I AM HAPPY AND HEALTHY AND NOT SUICIDAL

Very convincing, Frosty. I think you'll be safe.

Yeah, that's the thing. I'd like to know how he managed that on suicide watch.

A guy like that should have been bubble wrapped in a padded room with the info he had.

Either way, either they REALLY weren't doing their job on the highest profile case in the country, or a lot of very rich, very powerful people made sure they can unclench their buttholes today.

He shouldn't have been able to carry it out even if he wanted to.

Not the words of an Arkancidal person, to borrow the phrase from Sajamaga.

I would rate scenarios by likelihood: 1st: Murdered 2nd: They purposefully allowed it 3rd and least likely: he managed to somehow do it despite their best efforts.

It's mostly a joke but not completely. I don't doubt the Clintons wanted him dead. But I'm sure they weren't the only ones, or the only ones with the will and means to make it happen.

One would hope, in non-clown world, but I wouldn't count on it being reliable.

So is RA's confession like guilt fetish roleplay?

Sounds to me like Betts was having the onset of schizophrenia.

That and he played too much Roblox.

Deadly combo.

Yeah, I want them to release it.

Show their hand and all that.

It's possible. Things often aren't exactly as headlines make them to be.

Maybe, or maybe they won't and just keep floating the accusation out there like they do with him being a secret nazi, rapist, etc...

But I hope they do.

I just have about zero faith in any real justice happening at that level at this point.

If there's some major tragedy / disaster before Monday's news cycle, the tinfoil hat's getting superglued to my scalp.

Watched that trailer; now I'm wondering if the initial rumors were put out there to get the attention of their target audience... 🤔

Never seen that Lionel guy before, but I think he was spot on. He also predicted that a bunch of really stupid theories would be pushed to muddy the water. Looks like MSNBC is right on cue.

^ I think that may be my favorite one so far.

It's what the Founding Fathers envisioned.

I'm wondering why a 2019 game has ps2 graphics though.

Ok, that makes sense. Yes, same era.

They should update it so that your character spouts Trump-esque one-liners

I voted 3rd party last election, but thanks to effectiveness of the left's tireless campaigning, I'll probably hold my nose and vote Trump this time around.

Really, the opposition has gotten so bad that he seems to have to go out of his way to not be completely killing it right now. I'd think he could get away with pushing hard on the 1st and 2nd amendment if he wanted to, and could keep his head down and stay out of twitter drama for a week.'

I think it's acceptable to point the gun at them if you MAY have to shoot. It's not unreasonable to be prepared for the guy trying to break into your home to pull a weapon.

If I could change one thing about our system, it would probably be to implement Ranked Choice Voting, or something very similar. I think it would help a lot. Maybe it would have been a logistical headache before the age of computers and internet, but that wouldn't be a problem now. https://www.fairvote.org/rcv#where_is_ranked_choice_voting_used

I know we live in the age of Poe's Law, but keep that satire detector maintained.

We've slipped into the satire universe. Fucking LHC...

Anyone that doesn't think that guy is taking the piss. I'm about 80% sure he is.

I'll grant that the line between satire and reality is razor thin though.

lmao my ass off

I have a couple old friends that have recently gone pro-antifa level rarted. My TL is now unironically graced with gems like this. 🙄

OTOH, there are a lot of 👏 emojis, which I'm pretty sure makes the associated statement true...

That expression \ body language does give off a kind of "oh god how did I get here in my life" vibe...

@Salacious Swanky Cat Yeah, basically. I see someone centering the political compass around themself when they're all the way on the left edge of it.

There's no "extreme" left to this person's perspective, because any further left would be off the map.

And there are plenty of idiots that would be totally down with forced property seizure. Right now most of them mask it under forced monetary / labor seizure instead, but property, labor, and money are all convertible with one another.

good luck with that... the only body armor that would be challenging to make yourself is the weak, soft body armor.

Not like some mass shooter is gonna have a hard time duct-taping some hardened steel plates to himself. Might make life hard for people working security where handguns are a threat.

Balkanization is becoming more appealing every day.

Seems less and less possible to share a country with people that demand we all be treated like livestock.

You won't "NEED" biker pads once motorcycles are outlawed for your safety.

You don't NEED an assault car. They belong on a racetrack. You'll have your work-bus pass, comrade.

Funny thing, there are videos all over youtube of people making effective body armor out of cheap stuff from the department store. I've also been kicking around a design of my own that I want to prototype.

But yeah, if Trump wins 2020, it's gonna be nuts. My only hope is that this creeping commie shit would burn itself out like a disease that gets too hot after that point.

But the cost of that would be high, and we might end up with another flip with a patriot act part II or something.

Yeah, lately has been a reminder that the last election was a choice between a shit sandwich supreme and a shit sandwich lite

Really, the best thing he's had going for him is at least he's not them. 😑