absolutely. just make sure to practice with w/e you do decide on carrying

^^^

@GrumpyGabe gay.mov

Too many people don't practice yet think they're hot shit.

And make sure you have AIDS before your date. That way if you can't kill him quick, you will atleast kill him slow

and then you just introduced a weapon into a fight that can be used against you

Yeet.

I'm waiting to see if I can contract Ebola but remain a carrier with the vaccine. Scorched earth and all that.

Dont be afraid to bite a dick, but you may have to practice that also

I was glad I was armed when a raving homeless man walked into the Sprint store while I was getting a new phone today.

did you bite his dick?

nom nom nom

He ended up not being aggressive but the way he came in the door shouting made me and the otherwise lone female store clerk a little edgy.

GJ @Putz , I lol'd.

nom nom is more chewing than biting

hard chewing

rip nom nom nom

Its why i refuse to remove my braces, i will tear your shit up

@uncephalized crazy. what happened?

putz is offering $20 cheese grater head

Turn that nobzarella into parmezan dust, eh?

just say when

Ended up not being anything to worry about, but he came in the door shouting to the counter lady that "damn right I got a problem" and "this ain't what I paid for" and I don't remember what all. He stank of booze and he was incoherent and loud and it seemed like he might get aggressive but once she explained that this was the Sprint store and his phone was T-mobile and he needed to go down the street he left lol.

Just one of those things you don't know which way it's going to go.

Not a very exciting story in the end. But it makes you feel good about yourself when the pretty store girl says "I'm really glad you were here" after he leaves, y'know?

Happily married men are not immune to such things.

so we get Sal to make a qt store clerk feel safe, and then they date and get married

mission accomplished

Solid plan. Based and redpilled.

He should get a gun already though.

yeah unlike me he has no excuse

I didn't hear your excuse. You Canuck or something?

BrokeJokeBeemann

Canuck, no PAL, no room for gunsafe, not enough money for garand

i'm sensing a lot of **toxic masculine energy in here**, let's just concentrate our chi and relax eh?

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How bout no.

Also, that's a hard feelsbadman Bee.

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Vote Trudcuck out of office.

how about you lend me your energy and I spiritbomb the gun laws