>be in Taiwan for a 2 month project
>gf comes with me
>rent room in Kaohsiung
>be in the MRT on the way to the client
>she spams me with >9000 Line messages
>her: "something bit my ass!!! It's a huge bite. I think we have a mouse in the house"
>me: "if it's so dirty that our bedroom is an appealing place for a mouse to live in, you should clean better"
>no answer since 5 hours

is she cleaning?

exactly how you should treat your gf

https://ae01.alicdn.com/kf/HTB1h.KRKXXXXXakaXXXq6xXFXXX4/221458759/HTB1h.KRKXXXXXakaXXXq6xXFXXX4.jpg?size=173924&height=1349&width=750&hash=ca93e5c76a21b089ea8fb9a4b7384dab

>this product description

@porco Keep us posted!

Tfw phone radiation

@Phatique what are the differences between the tab 4 10 and the tab a 10-70?

any guesses on this very light and thin chink package?

No, but I am curious nevertheless.

It's packed autism

👍

yay

Thought it would be more than that :^(

Fuck is a hoonigan?

quoting urban dict: "The act of licking the area between a man's testicles and anus. Usually performed after a long day of work."

WRC Team

By Ken Block

Was Monster World Rally Team before

Cars? Why the rocket sticker then? None of this makes sense!

Because I am le Rocket fast in my old golf 4 XDDDDD

@porco more like the rats got to her

@Phatique Please let me know if you get cancer from that Liquid

@Birdie uhm the tab4 10 is way more stronger

@fbn it was no liquid inside, just bottles. i make my liquid myself.

http://i.4cdn.org/v/1488454041205.jpg

lfmao the pajeet at the back

Has anyone else seen JD.com

Apparently a Alibaba clone

is there a chink word for "oy vey"?

watta this

because an alibaba clone would not be acceptible for jack ma

what is the pic

@myuutsu jd is litreally under alibaba

http://www.gizchina.com/2017/03/02/xiaomi-walkie-talkie-launched-36-impressive-stand-time/'

BEOFENG FAGS BTFO

XIAOMI SHOWS THE WAY

Does anyone know of a good nose hair trimmer?

Tfw no chink shit arrives for the day

https://forum.xda-developers.com/redmi-note-3/how-to/kate-guide-install-lineage-os-locked-t3546154

@Phatique I have absolutley no use for this, yet have such a strong urge to buy it.