Message from @Birdie

Discord ID: 286836083747192832


2017-03-02 10:32:25 UTC  

postman here

2017-03-02 10:33:59 UTC  

NICE my fasttech order that had no tracking at all arrived

2017-03-02 10:39:14 UTC  

What you get

2017-03-02 10:40:27 UTC  

10 liquid bottles, flush cutter and syringes

2017-03-02 10:40:37 UTC  

just 6$

2017-03-02 10:43:05 UTC  

think im gonna get a Lenovo Tab 4 10

2017-03-02 10:45:51 UTC  

plus

2017-03-02 10:46:05 UTC  

holy shit they will only be around 200$

2017-03-02 11:18:19 UTC  

do you have to pay taxes on chinkphones

2017-03-02 11:18:27 UTC  

in murica

2017-03-02 11:26:35 UTC  

Yes

2017-03-02 11:27:05 UTC  

if the customs spot that you imported a phone yes

2017-03-02 11:57:04 UTC  

>be in Taiwan for a 2 month project
>gf comes with me
>rent room in Kaohsiung
>be in the MRT on the way to the client
>she spams me with >9000 Line messages
>her: "something bit my ass!!! It's a huge bite. I think we have a mouse in the house"
>me: "if it's so dirty that our bedroom is an appealing place for a mouse to live in, you should clean better"
>no answer since 5 hours

2017-03-02 11:57:27 UTC  

is she cleaning?

2017-03-02 12:03:10 UTC  

exactly how you should treat your gf

2017-03-02 12:04:50 UTC  

>this product description

2017-03-02 12:12:24 UTC  

@porco Keep us posted!

2017-03-02 12:14:33 UTC  

Tfw phone radiation

2017-03-02 12:24:11 UTC  

@Phatique what are the differences between the tab 4 10 and the tab a 10-70?

2017-03-02 12:24:11 UTC  

any guesses on this very light and thin chink package?

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/286836084665745408/58d0c72a-bffa-46b8-af0e-f0299e4a7409.jpg

2017-03-02 12:26:11 UTC  

No, but I am curious nevertheless.

2017-03-02 12:26:24 UTC  

It's packed autism

2017-03-02 12:26:32 UTC  

👍

2017-03-02 12:26:48 UTC  

yay

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/286836741141168128/186132fe-dbb4-4509-af5a-e2f16f272ed4.jpg

2017-03-02 12:27:09 UTC  

Thought it would be more than that :^(

2017-03-02 12:27:26 UTC  

Fuck is a hoonigan?

2017-03-02 12:28:29 UTC  

quoting urban dict: "The act of licking the area between a man's testicles and anus. Usually performed after a long day of work."

2017-03-02 12:28:53 UTC  

WRC Team

2017-03-02 12:28:58 UTC  

By Ken Block

2017-03-02 12:29:10 UTC  

Was Monster World Rally Team before

2017-03-02 12:30:03 UTC  

Cars? Why the rocket sticker then? None of this makes sense!

2017-03-02 12:30:55 UTC  

Because I am le Rocket fast in my old golf 4 XDDDDD

2017-03-02 12:31:44 UTC  

@porco more like the rats got to her

2017-03-02 12:36:30 UTC  

@Phatique Please let me know if you get cancer from that Liquid

2017-03-02 12:39:25 UTC  

@Birdie uhm the tab4 10 is way more stronger

2017-03-02 12:39:46 UTC  

@fbn it was no liquid inside, just bottles. i make my liquid myself.

2017-03-02 13:43:40 UTC  

lfmao the pajeet at the back

2017-03-02 13:46:51 UTC  

Has anyone else seen JD.com