Anyone else got a RedMi 3X? Got one for my Chinese sim a few months ago when I was over there. Wouldn't reccomend it though, the phone sucks.

Yeah, I'm guilty of that. And LaoWhy86

C milk actually seems like an alright guy

Makes me want to go back haha

Me too. Considering picking one up when I go back to China later in the year. Want to use one first though to see how much the keyboard annoys me though, which is going to be pretty much impossible.

Vacation, best mate is a Chink who lives over there though. Thinking of moving myself anyway.

Then I'd have all the cheap chink shit I could ever want....

What a way to live eh?

Filling the emptyness and regret in my life with cheap chinese goods and poor quality consumer electronics.

If that isn't the dream I don't know what is

Don't blaim him. He's making mad cash doing nothing all day. Prefer his old videos though. Been following him since I first went to China in 2012.

Anyone else got a Xiaomeme Plant monitor? Just ordered one, yet I have literally no use for it.

Got to go out and buy a plant now, FFS.

@Phatique Probably being driven across the country on some villagers ebike

found a very interesting good in Gearbest：Original Xiaomi Mi Plant Tester http://m.gearbest.com/other-garden-supplies/pp_373947.html

@Phatique 能不能你说中文吗

But fuck, didn't realise that. I can't read it that good haha

Dosen't need one? Uses 吗 instead as far as I knew?

Fair, didn't know. 谢谢。

我学中文在爱丁堡大学一年。你呢?

You can use pinyin input using a qwerty keyboard, only doscovered it the other day

Recomended by a professor at university, best mate I made there was from China and helped me out a bit. Go out there about once a year

Fair, I can't write in strokes. Only Pinyin.

Yeah, suppose. Tones are just a clusterfuck for me. Need way more practise. I always get way better when I go out there for a few weeks then go backwards again as soon as I get home.

No? Haha. But I did actidentally call my mates mum a horse one evening... got kinda awkward haha.

Is it somthing like that? Ha

That's really interesting actually, easy way to remember the differences.

Can't wait to go back to 海南三亚.

Weathers too cold in here

Can vouch for that. Fuck they're wild. I wasn't too keen on them either till I went over there... now I've full on developed a case of it.

Want to quit my shitty training job here and move already, really should see this out for 2 more years and get qualified first though.

My buddys even got a spare apartment by the beach he said I can stay at.

Heard it was good for forigners though? What where you doing out there?

Yeah, not really my line of work... haa

Just want an easy white monkey job

But I'll settle for Sales, Marketing or English. No fucking way I'm working construction out there

That's one way to fill the void in my life.

小米 Robot Wifu when!?

To be honest it's easy enough picking them up over there anyway. It's true about that though haha. Same with all the ones I met over there.

Applied for a job in ShenZhen last night too, not even sure I want to live there.

Isn't AI studying AI literally SkyNet anyway?

@transience 哈哈哈哈

Absolutley disgusting

Shame Chinks banned most weapons

Based rain

@the_drugs MiBands are legit, I should know... I've somehow ended up with 4 of them.

My MiBand 2 did that just walking around. Got a better strap now though.

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@Tervy Not quite...

@Phatique Yeah, makes you look like a twat if you wear it at the same time as a regular watch though, so I'm undecided.

@Tervy Neither are a good look if I'm honest. No one's noticed it yet really, they all asume it's just a regular digital watch tbh.

@Tervy They probably would if i didn't look anemic as fuck haha.

@Tervy They wouldn't belive it haha. There's a reason they ironicly call me 'big' Al at work l.

Fucking Normies

God I hate this place.

Gotta pay for all the Chink shit somehow though

@kontroll @Phatique Yeah, I just like wearing my watch too hahaha

Been waiting 8 days for Royal Mail to get my tea bottle from London to my house now... I feel your pain @Phatique

@Phatique I'd be inclined to say yes... but then again I did make a load of money off of the share sale, so I can't really complain. Sort of compensates for the shitty service.

@kontroll Borosilicate Glass Water Bottle Double-layer Transparent Crystal Glass Water Bottle 500ml Drinkware Color Golden and Black
http://s.aliexpress.com/VBBnAVf2
(from AliExpress Android)

I like tea, less so the cancer, but what can I say

@kontroll Aye, more concerened with the tea its self, but hey ho. When I was in China everyone was really concerened about plastic bottles actually. To the point where my mate stopped me buying one from Miniso.

Got a glass one from Miniso for like £1 anyway. Accidentally left it in China though.

@Phatique He knows...

Install a nordic keyboard and tipex over all the characters and write new ones on? Saw that at university once haahah

Both owned by Jack Ma

Same thing

Alibaba's just the company

TaoBao's the website

tfw your Chink tea obsession reaches new heights

It's getting out of hand lads, taken over a whole corner of my lounge

Maybe when my BM-800 shows up

Any of you been on it before?

@transience I'm behind a Autismo Tea section

>tfw just another regualr Britanon

I'm basicly a fucking normie tho

@transience Try $4.50 PuErh, leaves a nice chemical film on the water when you make it... cancerous....m

@sludge Mine taste like farmyard. Guess thats what I get...

@callmeJHWH M.A.D - makes sense really, makes the world a safer place and all that.

https://cdn.ampproject.org/c/m.gadgets.ndtv.com/mobiles/news/xiaomis-in-house-pinecone-processor-to-launch-on-february-28-1661484?amp=1&akamai-rum=off

Anyone else here /WantToLiveInsideTheXiaoMiBotnet/?

Would be real comfy to live in a place completley kitted out with there gear

@Joldberg Works for niggers

@transience yeah, me too

@Austin Autisum?

Happens to me tbh fam

@Phatique They're just out to chink stupid 老外。Nothing on the xiaomi website.

Fuck, can't wait to go back to China and stock up on memes. Even opened a chinese bank account last time so I could shop on taobao. Just gotta find it first haha

*the card0

@𝘼𝙋𝙀𝙍𝙏𝙐𝙍𝙀 good point, wonder if me and my buddy put one together if anyone would buy it?

@Kilbur

@Kilbur >Claims he has no more for Chink shit

>Has money for DUDE WEED LMAO

Needs to re evaluate his life choices tbh

Has anyone ever had anything show up with SunYou? Convinced it dissapears into a black hole

@transience Worth it m8. Get a YiXing teapot or flask too

@Jignx We're literally drowining in them in the UK