what is a good penis zapping device csg

no srs

i broked my penis

so i cannot masturbate the regular way

is there a good review on it though

i want to know how it feels before investing precious moneies into it

i only want strong feelings

so it's basically just buy any brand huh

tfw your device stops right when you're about to cum

what chink shit did you get your mom on mother's day csg?

valentine's day is essentially chocolate day

right?

i don't mean in the nigger sense

look at this nifty ruler https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1pcs-30cm-Triangular-Aluminum-Scale-Ruler-Accuracy-Alloy-Metal-Ruler-Scale-Drawing/32755922769.html

half a meter would have been nice

so many things to buy so little time

>not deliberately dropping liquid all over your $100 keyboard in order to buy more chink shit

C H I N K E D

you don't put a gown over a dirty whore

>tfw you want to buy the product featured in the background of a product picture

but they don't leave any information on it

i saw him in the youtube rewind video

i can see he has low key started his transition after all

probably going to route to korea after that

christopher will die there

only christina will remain

is making review videos a good act of service to others?

i don't want to monetize anything

i think it's a good service to prevent people from falling into the bad trappings of capitalism

is soylent cheap at least

i could buy 15 days worth of food for that much

even more if i cook myself

implying i'm not a dead animal

i'd rather eat semen

>not eating meat covered in semen

whats the big deal

eating less food just makes you depressed

even if you get over the hunger

what is the point of these palm sized bluetooth speakers

SE? was it smaller?

are there any small qt chink phones

like the iphone se

that's dissapointing

maybe we should write to xiaomi execs

chinks need to deliver where the west has fallen short

https://www.androidcentral.com/sites/androidcentral.com/files/styles/larger_wm_brw/public/article_images/2014/04/AC_Nokia_X_Store%20copy.jpg

look at this cute little fucker

https://skypeblogs.files.wordpress.com/2014/02/nokia_xl_v2.jpg

that ui was very practical

it was actually android with a windows phone theme

custom launcher

nokia should bring back something like this back that isn't a fucking wall of glass

instead of the dreaded 3310

>when you know the glass slab enthusiasts are obnoxious

>but then you turn into a 180 degree different kind of insufferable

everyone does that under warranty

apple does that shit out of warranty too

so you can keep buying new stuff from them

do ching chongs do any subscription box stuff

wish they made some quality cases for RN3P

like iphone

not everyone is samurai buyer

@SGZ as long as it's neat and stays below certain percentage of the phone's cost i don't see why not

do you atleast get free stuff

how do you use taobao guys

is it better/cheaper than aliexpress

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So its just these countries?

okay i didn't get alipay

https://world.taobao.com/item/540067243119.htm

what kind of scam is this

n150 for 2 dolla

nice shipping costs taobao

>find someone to pay

https://world.taobao.com/item/544138195192.htm

how do you use this guys

what is this

if i buy that i have option to ship internationally?

>tfw chinese captchas

yeah but what are those things anyway

so i can have stuff shipped for 1 yuan?

so before it asked me for 500 yuan for shipping now i can do that do it for 1

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i'm also assuming the seller has to be contacted in chinese?

yeah it's clearer on ali

can you get those jap chairs without legs that you can put down on the floor

from chinks?

which page shows you the amount of orders

oh okay got it 15 orders

lel

sometimes i wait months waiting for orders

before placing new ones

yeah but the sellers always beg to drop dispute and wait additional days

i got chinked first few times when they said they increase the time by 30 more days

when it was less than a week left

or they tell you shit like they resent the order

eventually the timer runs out

and you're left with your dick in your hand

yeah but even they require you to act within certain time limits or the dispute goes in the favour of other party

csg news is comfy

are you the one with the paetron?