@Tribit it says "For xiaomi smart home"

smart jackets are a thing I think, not sure about pants or socks

@Stoopeedo Google made a smart jacket

That's just shit to drive people to it

@Fermdasius I bought my Nitecores at GearBest and everything was legit

and Nitecore flashlight silicone at banggood

@FredtheFailLord think I saw a Kickstarter for pants with wireless charging pockets once

does that count for smart

That's close enough, the only other feature I can think of that would make pants "smart" is a boner tracker

Xiaomi better be working on that

along with a smart pussy

pants sense when you need to unload and warn you via mi band

I'd buy it

just put the smart pussy on your dick and pick a program

tracking sperm load via app

little girl lips program included by default

@Volume what do you mean about samsung phones?

I thought they had the headphone jack at the bottom

@FredtheFailLord in all honesty I think everyone would at least consider buying that

I know a fair amount of women who would buy smart pants with a period tracker

hey

there's a market for that

let's make it

@Lynxoid not the s4 or s5 :^)

Oh yeah, the old ones

or earlier one

S

this is true

but yes I find having the headphone jack on top really dumb

lots of peple still use s5 or j3 or other shit ones

when you charge it you have cables hanging from your phone from both sides and it's terrible

also the hole is completely exposed, aesthetically it's not good and neither it is to use your phone under the rain

the s8's really tempting tbh 👀

also has anyone bought motorcycle accessories/fairings from aliexpress?

snes mini chink knock offs when 😡

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Original-xiaomi-Smartmi-Smart-toilet-seat-Washlet-Elongated-Electric-Bidet-cover-intelligent-toilet-lid-For-xiaomi/32830792892.html

wtf

Xiaomi makes everything

Bidets are pretty great

Xiaomi is even releasing their first sex robot in 2019

Self-cleaning cumtank