Message from @Lynxoid

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2017-10-19 17:00:47 UTC  

alright so do I get nitecore from Ali and hope to not get chinked and or jewed by customs, or do I buy locally and pay 6 more funbucks?

2017-10-19 17:01:34 UTC  

25 USD with shipping for a real leather belt that's gonna last you decades is nice

2017-10-19 17:03:58 UTC  

@Cole it isn't

2017-10-19 17:07:40 UTC  

@Tribit it says "For xiaomi smart home"

2017-10-19 17:08:04 UTC  

smart jackets are a thing I think, not sure about pants or socks

2017-10-19 17:08:10 UTC  

@Stoopeedo Google made a smart jacket

2017-10-19 17:08:13 UTC  

That's just shit to drive people to it

2017-10-19 17:08:45 UTC  

@Fermdasius I bought my Nitecores at GearBest and everything was legit

2017-10-19 17:09:09 UTC  

and Nitecore flashlight silicone at banggood

2017-10-19 17:10:31 UTC  

@FredtheFailLord think I saw a Kickstarter for pants with wireless charging pockets once

2017-10-19 17:10:37 UTC  

does that count for smart

2017-10-19 17:11:05 UTC  

That's close enough, the only other feature I can think of that would make pants "smart" is a boner tracker

2017-10-19 17:11:25 UTC  

Xiaomi better be working on that

2017-10-19 17:11:33 UTC  

along with a smart pussy

2017-10-19 17:11:48 UTC  

pants sense when you need to unload and warn you via mi band

2017-10-19 17:12:01 UTC  

I'd buy it

2017-10-19 17:12:16 UTC  

just put the smart pussy on your dick and pick a program

2017-10-19 17:12:32 UTC  

tracking sperm load via app

2017-10-19 17:12:34 UTC  

little girl lips program included by default

2017-10-19 17:12:41 UTC  

@Volume what do you mean about samsung phones?

2017-10-19 17:12:49 UTC  

I thought they had the headphone jack at the bottom

2017-10-19 17:13:24 UTC  

@FredtheFailLord in all honesty I think everyone would at least consider buying that

2017-10-19 17:14:03 UTC  

I know a fair amount of women who would buy smart pants with a period tracker

2017-10-19 17:14:36 UTC  

hey

2017-10-19 17:14:43 UTC  

there's a market for that

2017-10-19 17:14:48 UTC  

let's make it

2017-10-19 17:14:49 UTC  

@Lynxoid not the s4 or s5 :^)

2017-10-19 17:14:55 UTC  

Oh yeah, the old ones

2017-10-19 17:14:58 UTC  

or earlier one

2017-10-19 17:14:59 UTC  

S

2017-10-19 17:15:04 UTC  

this is true

2017-10-19 17:15:22 UTC  

but yes I find having the headphone jack on top really dumb

2017-10-19 17:15:28 UTC  

lots of peple still use s5 or j3 or other shit ones

2017-10-19 17:15:33 UTC  

when you charge it you have cables hanging from your phone from both sides and it's terrible

2017-10-19 17:16:00 UTC  

also the hole is completely exposed, aesthetically it's not good and neither it is to use your phone under the rain

2017-10-19 17:16:19 UTC  

the s8's really tempting tbh 👀

2017-10-19 17:20:08 UTC  

also has anyone bought motorcycle accessories/fairings from aliexpress?

2017-10-19 18:06:32 UTC  

snes mini chink knock offs when 😡

2017-10-19 18:12:09 UTC  

wtf

2017-10-19 18:12:21 UTC  

Xiaomi makes everything