https://www.aliexpress.com/item/2017-New-Xiaomi-Mijia-Qimian-Leisure-Cow-Leather-Belt-Five-Hole-Two-Color-38mm-Width-Man/32830898234.html

wew

$25

actual cow leather though

wait how is it smart

does it track how fat you are

can you get a full smart outfit yet

smart watch, smart sneakers, smart belt are already here

@Lynxoid I have the same problem with Samsung phones lol

alright so do I get nitecore from Ali and hope to not get chinked and or jewed by customs, or do I buy locally and pay 6 more funbucks?

25 USD with shipping for a real leather belt that's gonna last you decades is nice

@Cole it isn't

@Tribit it says "For xiaomi smart home"

smart jackets are a thing I think, not sure about pants or socks

@Stoopeedo Google made a smart jacket

That's just shit to drive people to it

@Fermdasius I bought my Nitecores at GearBest and everything was legit

and Nitecore flashlight silicone at banggood

@FredtheFailLord think I saw a Kickstarter for pants with wireless charging pockets once

does that count for smart

That's close enough, the only other feature I can think of that would make pants "smart" is a boner tracker

Xiaomi better be working on that

along with a smart pussy

pants sense when you need to unload and warn you via mi band

I'd buy it

just put the smart pussy on your dick and pick a program

tracking sperm load via app

little girl lips program included by default

@Volume what do you mean about samsung phones?

I thought they had the headphone jack at the bottom

@FredtheFailLord in all honesty I think everyone would at least consider buying that

I know a fair amount of women who would buy smart pants with a period tracker

hey

there's a market for that

let's make it

@Lynxoid not the s4 or s5 :^)

Oh yeah, the old ones

or earlier one

S

this is true

but yes I find having the headphone jack on top really dumb